Melania's Surgery

We received more info today from The Orange Buffoon himself: It took four hours and she can't fly for a month. Well, I don't doubt her face-lift took four hours, but it looks great, and I assume we taxpayers paid for this elective surgery. But I'm a bit stumped about the no-fly edict: Do the pressurization changes cause the newly structured face to crack? Please enlighten me. Thanks.

Melanoma's Return

Her face looks a LOT smoother, so the rest did her well. Of course these facial retouches need time to heal and lots of make-up. When the after books come out, we will get a REAL inside look at this farce of a relationship.

Any Word On Melania Showing for the Gold Star Families Today??

How About Some Suggestions for Trump's Tombstone?

I'll go first: "We'll See What Happens."

Bill Maher's New Rules Last Night: Includes The Trump Crime Family!

Question: If The Orange Buffoon Resigns After the Midterms,

does he still get a lifetime Presidential pension? And how about the other accoutrements, like staff, office, SS protection, etc.? Guessing he could put his Presidential Library in an abandoned Papa John's Pizza place!

Definition: Perjury Trap

You hear this term a lot, so I've come up with an easy definition: Putting a guilty, congenital liar like Trump under oath, and asking him questions, is what his pathetic supporters call a "Perjury Trap."

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The NRA IS Right About The Slippery Slope!

If they start banning military style rifles and huge magazines, what is next? Could it be grenades, flame throwers, bazookas, and tactical nuclear weapons? Then how will we fend off the jackbooted storm troopers coming to spread abortion and discriminate against God fearing Caucasians!

Here Is An Ad I'd Like To See!

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I am Nick Cruz, and

I AM THE NRA!