I met a trumpanista today, and it didn't go well

Was just at Albertsons, I asked a girl if they had those trump troll dolls, she said they were all sold out and good luck finding one.

She then asked if I was a fan of dumpf, I said no, I want one to tie to the pair of blue silicone testicles hanging from the back bumper of my truck......

Ooooo did I get a look, I then asked where the air fresheners were, she says aisle 13, I said you know I was just in aisle 13, the one full of candy from end to end.

She turned and walked away.

I love it when a plan comes together.

I could have reported her to management I suppose, but her little dumpf dream is coming to an end soon enough, that's a gift that'll keep on giving.

And the look on her face when I described what I wanted the troll for?.

PRICELESS