We named our little calico Maxi after this cartoon which we saw on PBS in the 1970's...

I've been on the toilet all day!

for the last two years, I've been so angry I can't sleep and so depressed that all I want to do is sleep. I've been self medicating, my wife thinks I've been drinking too much, I say, Hah! you didn't know me when Reagan was president.

I'm okay, I love every body and I'm off to bed.

Something reminded me of this

Here's a cool reading by Kurt Vonnegut of an excerpt from Slaughter House 5

Inspired by and apologies to Miles Archer!

Maybe it will work for you!

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!

Boom acka lacka boom!

Can STDs, (Sexually Transmitted Diseases), Cause Kidney problems?

Just curious.

But only if he dies fairly soon!