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Enter stage left

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Name: Ray M
Gender: Male
Hometown: Full time rv'er. All over the map of the U.S. & Canada
Home country: U.S.
Current location: Don't know where we'll be tomorrow, not even sure where we are today.
Member since: Thu Aug 13, 2020, 08:47 PM
Number of posts: 2,478

About Me

I'm ashamed to say I've been lurking here since around 2004. I've finally had enough. There is nothing more important than taking back our country NOW. Whatever it takes to humilate tRump & the rePugs this Nov should be front & center, & continue for the next 2-3 generations. I was born in 1945 to a special ed teacher & a Navy aviator. They supported Gen Eisenhower & looking back, I truly believe he was the last Republican of honor in their party. RESIST. NEVER GIVE UP!

Journal Archives

My online dating profile states I have a comfy corner office...

with views of the entire city, I drive a $500,000 vehicle, and as a bonus, I get paid to travel.

For some reason my dates are always upset when they find out I'm a bus driver.
Posted by Enter stage left | Wed May 4, 2022, 08:54 PM (2 replies)

Wouldn't it be great if we could...

put ourselves in a dryer for a short period of time...

And come out wrinkle-free & two sizes smaller!

Posted by Enter stage left | Wed Apr 27, 2022, 07:40 PM (3 replies)

My wife just bought two very expensive wireless bra's...

She says they're very comfortable, but we're sending them back.

Neither one works with wi-fi or bluetooth.

Posted by Enter stage left | Mon Apr 18, 2022, 07:31 PM (4 replies)

WOW! What the hell have you done to Texas, Greg?

Freezing temps that have killed over 700 Texans (according to your bs figures, probably closer to 2000-3000 in the last 2 years), with Texan taxpayers having to pay billions to your billionaire donors utility owners because of your incompetence & dereliction of duty, and now the wrath of whatever god you worship has been unleashed on the f'n stupid majority of Texans that voted for you.

In the last 72 hours Texas has had to put up with:

Large hail

Tornadoes

Flooding

Downpours

90 MPH winds

Wildfires leading to evacuations & destroyed structures.

My question to you Greg, is WTF did you do to piss off your (oh so compassionate) Christian god?



Posted by Enter stage left | Mon Mar 21, 2022, 09:09 PM (19 replies)

Devin Nunes is working day and night to make "Truth Social" viable...

personally, I think he's trying to milk this for all he can get.

Posted by Enter stage left | Mon Feb 21, 2022, 09:08 PM (6 replies)

It occurred to me I haven't seen any posts by Bo Zart's lately...

I know Bo had some health issues, does anyone know what's going on there.

Those photo's and descriptions of the lookout & mountain ranges were spectacular.

Want you back Bo.

Posted by Enter stage left | Fri Feb 18, 2022, 01:26 AM (5 replies)

The Canadian government could end the occupation of Ottawa...

by Monday AM.

The temperatures in Ottawa will be around zero (0 degrees Fahrenheit] by midnight Sunday.

Warn every single driver that if they aren't out of the area by 9:00 Sunday night that we will shoot out every side window on every single vehicle left in the occupation of the Canadian capital at midnight, Sunday night.

22 caliber pellet guns will destroy the side windows of 90-95% of all vehicles. The beauty of this is the shooters can be 10-15 meters away, out of sight, and out of danger.

After that, bring in the fire dept & have them hose down the whole area.

Let's see how long these covid "patriots" would like that kind of situation.

Posted by Enter stage left | Thu Feb 17, 2022, 12:36 AM (10 replies)

C'mon...this half-time is dragging on forever...

Let's get back to the Gazpacho Bowl.

Posted by Enter stage left | Sun Feb 13, 2022, 09:33 PM (0 replies)

Shut down the mother truckers blockade with some of the worst songs in the history of music...

Let's all play along.

New Zealand is playing Barry Manilow on a constant loop to annoy the truckers and keep them from blocking streets.

I think this is a wonderful idea (sorry for those who live in the area) and I have a few suggestions as to songs that we & our neighbors to the north could play.

I'll start, but I'm hopeful all of you can add to our playlist. Here we go:

1 "Tip toe thru the tulips" by Tiny Tim

2 "They're coming to take me away, ha ha" by Napoleon XIV

3 "Dead Skunk in the middle of the road" by Louden Wainwright III

4 "Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?" by Lonnie Donegan

5 "Muskrat Love" by Captain & Tennille

and finally for me...

6 "Camp Grenada (hello Muddah, hello Faddow)

Please add more, we could drive these fools nuts.
Posted by Enter stage left | Sat Feb 12, 2022, 09:19 PM (130 replies)

I told my wife I was going to the store & she asked me to pick up...

some Scotch invisible tape.

I spent 45 minutes looking for it & couldn't find it.

That's some truth in advertising.


Posted by Enter stage left | Fri Feb 11, 2022, 12:29 AM (8 replies)
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