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July 19, 2024

So, you're on a battery powered boat and the boat starts to sink...

and there are sharks swimming all around the boat...

But, the guest who just happens to be on your boat, "The Late Great Hannibal Lecter" invites you come for dinner...

Then, what do you do?

July 19, 2024

Maybe we should all start wearing a patch on our LEFT ear...

When call out by a MAGAT that we don't know which ear tRump was shot in, ask them which foot that tRump had bone spurs!

July 16, 2024

But I'll be xxx years old...

Have you ever asked a child how old they are?

The answer would be something like this:

I'm 9, but I'll be 10 in 2 months.

I'm 12, but I'll be a teenager in 3 months and 1 week.

I'm 20, but I'll be 21 and able to buy alcohol in 17 days.

And then if you ask someone their age, they tell you:

26.

37.

44.

59.

68.

71.

Then when you ask them it's:

74, but I'll be 75 in 5 months.

79, but I'll be 80 in 2 months.

84, but I'll be 85 in 1 month and 3 weeks.

89, but I'll be 90 in.........

.......

We're all just older children, aren't we


We loved you, no matter your age!

July 15, 2024

You incompetent fools can't even keep your teleprompter working at the RNC convention...

and you still think you are capable of running the USA, and being the most powerful people in the world?

That's what you get for accepting the lowest bid for sound technicians at your conference.

July 14, 2024

Please Biden administration, rethink this decision. It is WRONG...

There are reports that the "Biden administration is pausing their ads" during this shooting at the tRump rally.

I respect the administrations values and concerns about violence against political rivals but they should come out with a ad tonight or tomorrow and run it until the election.

The ad should be something like this: (I'll let the ad experts refine this)

"For the last 25 years we have begged our Republican friends to tighten the gun laws in our country. They have refused every request, voting against even minor changes that even their Republican constituents approve of.
How many more attempts to the death of politicians by gun violence are going to be required, before the Republicans realize that the common sense gun laws requested by the vast majorities of the citizens of the USA, including Republican voters might even save those politicians lives and the lives of their presidential candidates?"

C'mon Lincoln Foundation or Meidas Touch. You can do this!

July 3, 2024

My doctor just told me I will die in a month...

I said, "that's great, l'd like December, 2035.

July 1, 2024

You will never guess what the doctor diagnosed as my problem...

We live in a RV and travel full time. The two of us share cleaning responsibilities for the motorhome. I do the exterior, she does most of the interior. I clean the dash area, she cleans the kitchen & bed area. We both do dishes, and clean the bathroom.

My problem was I HATED to vacuum the floors (mostly linoleum and runners). I tried everything to overcome the hatred of vacuuming, but couldn't beat the feeling I had. Finally I went to the doctor to find out what was wrong with me.

It only took her about 15 minutes and she had the diagnoses.

I had a severe case of "roomba-tism".

July 1, 2024

If you need a silver lining on the dark cloud of a TSF second term...

his first term was already decided by presidential historians that he was the WORST president ever.

If he wins a second term, I'm pretty sure tRump will win the dubious award of being...

The worst AND second worst presidential terms EVER.

July 1, 2024

Steve Bannon said he'd never spend a day in jail...I think he's right...

Not one day, it looks like 123 days in jail to me.

Profile Information

Name: Ray M
Gender: Male
Hometown: Full time rv'er. All over the map of the U.S. & Canada
Home country: U.S.
Current location: Don't know where we'll be tomorrow, not even sure where we are today.
Member since: Thu Aug 13, 2020, 08:47 PM
Number of posts: 3,490

About Enter stage left

I'm ashamed to say I've been lurking here since around 2004. I've finally had enough. There is nothing more important than taking back our country NOW. Whatever it takes to humilate tRump & the rePugs this Nov should be front & center, & continue for the next 2-3 generations. I was born in 1945 to a special ed teacher & a Navy aviator. They supported Gen Eisenhower & looking back, I truly believe he was the last Republican of honor in their party. RESIST. NEVER GIVE UP!
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