Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

Enter stage left

Enter stage left's Journal
Enter stage left's Journal
June 26, 2022

A customer of AAA called and asked for a tow to his dealership in a town 250 miles away...

When the tow-truck driver arrived he asked the customer, "what's wrong with your car?".

The driver answered "Nothing, I just realized it's cheaper to renew my membership than fill my tank".

June 26, 2022

My girlfriend was complaining that I never took her anywhere big and expensive anymore...

So I took her to the "Flying J" on the freeway.

June 26, 2022

The guy next to me at pump #9 just put $10.00 worth of fuel in his big pickup...

I asked him where he was going, he said "pump #3".

June 25, 2022

Hey everybody, good news. I got gas for $1.57 today...

it was at a taco truck right around the corner.

June 24, 2022

I've found that I'm much happier in the morning since I switched from coffee to orange juice...

My doctors explained its because of the vitamin C & natural sugars...

But I think it' the vodka.

June 14, 2022

Would one of you more intelligent than I am...

please explain to me why a:

1. Supreme Court Justice that can affect the lives of hundreds of millions of people (R v W) be confirmed by a simple majority of 100 people and will serve for the rest of their lives, with no consequences for violating the ethics that could put most people in jeopardy of losing their jobs, or freedom.

2. But to convict a incompetent president who killed about 300,000 people by lying about the effects of a deadly virus, tried to destroy our democracy which has stood for over 200 years, and tried to place "his royal assholeness" as the supreme ruler of this country, has to be convicted by ALL (not 50%) of the jurors that are chosen to convict said "asshole?"


WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

And what do we do about it????????

June 12, 2022

Breaking: The CDC is recommending you start wearing masks...

over your eyes when filling you vehicles with fuel to avoid having a heart attack.

May 5, 2022

My online dating profile states I have a comfy corner office...

with views of the entire city, I drive a $500,000 vehicle, and as a bonus, I get paid to travel.

For some reason my dates are always upset when they find out I'm a bus driver.

April 27, 2022

Wouldn't it be great if we could...

put ourselves in a dryer for a short period of time...

And come out wrinkle-free & two sizes smaller!

Profile Information

Name: Ray M
Gender: Male
Hometown: Full time rv'er. All over the map of the U.S. & Canada
Home country: U.S.
Current location: Don't know where we'll be tomorrow, not even sure where we are today.
Member since: Thu Aug 13, 2020, 08:47 PM
Number of posts: 3,439

About Enter stage left

I'm ashamed to say I've been lurking here since around 2004. I've finally had enough. There is nothing more important than taking back our country NOW. Whatever it takes to humilate tRump & the rePugs this Nov should be front & center, & continue for the next 2-3 generations. I was born in 1945 to a special ed teacher & a Navy aviator. They supported Gen Eisenhower & looking back, I truly believe he was the last Republican of honor in their party. RESIST. NEVER GIVE UP!
Latest Discussions»Enter stage left's Journal