When the tow-truck driver arrived he asked the customer, "what's wrong with your car?".

The driver answered "Nothing, I just realized it's cheaper to renew my membership than fill my tank".

So I took her to the "Flying J" on the freeway.

I asked him where he was going, he said "pump #3".

it was at a taco truck right around the corner.

My doctors explained its because of the vitamin C & natural sugars...

But I think it' the vodka.

please explain to me why a:

1. Supreme Court Justice that can affect the lives of hundreds of millions of people (R v W) be confirmed by a simple majority of 100 people and will serve for the rest of their lives, with no consequences for violating the ethics that could put most people in jeopardy of losing their jobs, or freedom.

2. But to convict a incompetent president who killed about 300,000 people by lying about the effects of a deadly virus, tried to destroy our democracy which has stood for over 200 years, and tried to place "his royal assholeness" as the supreme ruler of this country, has to be convicted by ALL (not 50%) of the jurors that are chosen to convict said "asshole?"


WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

And what do we do about it????????

over your eyes when filling you vehicles with fuel to avoid having a heart attack.

a reptile dysfunction.

with views of the entire city, I drive a $500,000 vehicle, and as a bonus, I get paid to travel.

For some reason my dates are always upset when they find out I'm a bus driver.

put ourselves in a dryer for a short period of time...

And come out wrinkle-free & two sizes smaller!