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Showing Original Post only (View all)Trump goes to London pt. 2: Faux Pas Edition [View all]
Trump starts the day off by rage tweeting that the Mayor of London is a short, stone cold loser, and nasty like Meghan Markle after he sees the Baby Blimp floating over Big Ben as Air Force One taxis to a landing.
Melania slithers out of Air Force One wearing her $4000.00 Grab her by the pussy bow blouse in the colors of the Union Jack.
Prince Andrew the Duke of York is brought in to handle Ivanka, but finds her a bit old for his taste. He and Trump talk about their mutual friend convicted multimillionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Good times, says the Duke of York.
Ivanka tries to find the throne but is disappointed to learn that the Queen had the room locked in advance, so she is left peering out of the window on the balcony at Buckingham Palace green with envy (or is that dirty money?).
The Queen shows Trump some charred artifacts from when the British burned down the White House in 1812, then shows him his gift to her when he last visited, asking him if he recognizes it. Oh, thats Underage Girl, the horse Roy Moore gave me when I stumped for him on his failed Senate bid in Alabama.
She wonders if anyone notices she has worn an old Dolce and Gabbana knockoff of a dress Diana used to wear, her third wardrobe change of the day, and its only noonish. Melania admires the Queens drapes and mentally reminds herself to buy a matching dress when she returns to Washington DC.
Her Majesty presents Trump with a book written by Winston Churchill filled with words that Trump cant read.
Harry looks ready to bolt. As soon as no one is looking, Prince Harry ducks out the side door, sneaks through the kitchens and out the back garden to make a quick escape. Meghan is waiting for him at home with a pot of tea and a hug.
As evening approaches, images of a hat bearing the name of the USS John McCain are projected on Madame Tussauds Wax Museum, and ones comparing Trumps popularity with Obama on the Tower of London.
More to come
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Wait,.. he was the captain of the bowling team at that exclusive military school...
magicarpet
Jun 2019
#32
I love the USS John McCain projection and the Obama/Trump approval ratings.
smirkymonkey
Jun 2019
#4
Even as Brits from street to palace reject this boor occupant of DC, they do it with class.
ancianita
Jun 2019
#18