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In reply to the discussion: The REAL reason Trump didn't get to throw out the first pitch [View all]

ExciteBike66

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3. According to the White House press office...
Reply to jmowreader (Original post)
Mon Oct 28, 2019, 05:25 AM
Oct 2019

Trump didn't want to hurt the catcher's hand with his 101mph fastball. Only Kim Jong Un has hands large enough to play Trump's catcher...

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The REAL reason Trump didn't get to throw out the first pitch [View all] jmowreader Oct 2019 OP
Trump couldn't throw a pitch from the pitcher's mound to home plate in his dreams sop Oct 2019 #1
That was my theory Trenzalore Oct 2019 #9
I agree, I figured that he just couldn't throw MiniMe Oct 2019 #10
Correct. It would shatter his illusion of being the "alpha male" "best at everything" blugbox Oct 2019 #14
Well actually BigOleDummy Oct 2019 #2
His "Made in China" tie would've been soaked. CaptYossarian Oct 2019 #5
According to the White House press office... ExciteBike66 Oct 2019 #3
... trusty elf Oct 2019 #4
It's because he's too fat and old to do it well. NCLefty Oct 2019 #6
They could have let him throw paper towels. milestogo Oct 2019 #7
It would have taken the rest of the night... importDavid Oct 2019 #8
Fingers too small to hold baseball. Jakes Progress Oct 2019 #11
People like Trump are the reasons why staduims serve beer in plastic cups instead of bottles. TheBlackAdder Oct 2019 #12
The way he remembers it this morning, he threw out the first pitch and everybody cheered for him all TeamPooka Oct 2019 #13
Nat's pitcher came up to him crying and begged, blugbox Oct 2019 #15
He would have bounced it... then on Twitter he would have claimed it was a 98 mph fastball. n/t Still In Wisconsin Oct 2019 #16
Maybe he was afraid someone would take a shot at him GreatCaesarsGhost Oct 2019 #17
he supposedly wears a bullet proof vest. /nt IcyPeas Oct 2019 #18
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