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Thu Feb 6, 2020, 01:45 PM Feb 2020

If Donald Trump were to spontaneously combust on your front porch, would you ... [View all]

35 votes, 2 passes | Time left: Unlimited
Make S'mores
2 (6%)
Call the Fire Department ... in another state
0 (0%)
Piss on any body parts that weren't burning
0 (0%)
Tell him to get the fuck off your property
22 (63%)
"Stand your ground" in the face of an uninvited intruder
0 (0%)
11 (31%)
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break out the yesphan Feb 2020 #1
Water down the porch and cover my nose. Don't want to catch its stupid, after all. TheBlackAdder Feb 2020 #17
sue him Fresh_Start Feb 2020 #2
best answer! handmade34 Feb 2020 #7
i would say BURN BABY BURN and laugh hysterically !!!!!!! trueblue2007 Feb 2020 #30
I would make sure there was 2naSalit Feb 2020 #3
I was going to offer the option MontanaMama Feb 2020 #33
Yes we are! 2naSalit Feb 2020 #37
Now THAT's a fire!! MontanaMama Feb 2020 #40
LOL!!! 2naSalit Feb 2020 #43
I'd post the doorbell camera video on YouTube Brother Buzz Feb 2020 #4
EXCELLENT! patricia92243 Feb 2020 #16
I like that! 2naSalit Feb 2020 #38
That, or just call in the Door Buzzard Brother Buzz Feb 2020 #49
Thank you for reminding me of that option! 2naSalit Feb 2020 #51
tell him it's a perfect fire ........lol . stonecutter357 Feb 2020 #5
I'd think his owner was coming to get him, after whatever deal with the devil kept him out highplainsdem Feb 2020 #6
we don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn ... Hermit-The-Prog Feb 2020 #8
How do you extinguish burning brimstone? DBoon Feb 2020 #9
Grab a hose and put out the fire jmowreader Feb 2020 #10
That's why you tell him to get the fuck off your property. GoCubsGo Feb 2020 #12
I'd be duty bound to Bettie Feb 2020 #11
Just to be sure... MontanaMama Feb 2020 #41
Douse him with gasoline is not an option? maxrandb Feb 2020 #13
I would say; "I've got a porch?" (I don't have now) Then patricia92243 Feb 2020 #14
Mistake the lighter fluid for the water pail? hlthe2b Feb 2020 #15
Save the porch. Get him off the property. nt Eugene Feb 2020 #18
Would probably call a hazmat crew to clean up the toxic remains. tinrobot Feb 2020 #19
I'd use the Republican economic theory........ MyOwnPeace Feb 2020 #20
Nice. n/t MuseRider Feb 2020 #22
Video document it MuseRider Feb 2020 #21
What I truly believe is......... MyOwnPeace Feb 2020 #23
Of course you are right. MuseRider Feb 2020 #59
Grab a jerry can of gasoline... backscatter712 Feb 2020 #24
+1000000000 roamer65 Feb 2020 #60
Dance pecosbob Feb 2020 #25
Get out the... polichick Feb 2020 #26
Call Russia to tell Putin to get his ass over and put Doreen Feb 2020 #27
Nothing tazkcmo Feb 2020 #28
Drink shots of tequila, turn up the music and dance in the streets! democratisphere Feb 2020 #29
trump on fire pamdb Feb 2020 #31
"Great job! Beautiful fire" dalton99a Feb 2020 #32
Other: light a doobie off him and go back inside. Sugar Smack Feb 2020 #34
I'd walk over to my MAGAT neighbors about a block or two away and tell them lunatica Feb 2020 #35
I certainly wouldn't piss on him. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Feb 2020 #36
Get out the leaf blower to blow the flames out. lunatica Feb 2020 #39
I'd drag that burning bag of meat away from my house while Progressive Jones Feb 2020 #42
I'd Think It Was Practical Joke Overkill smb Feb 2020 #44
Call Hell and tell them that one of their boys has escaped... First Speaker Feb 2020 #45
Tweet the video Flaleftist Feb 2020 #46
Accidentally move my lawn mower's gasoline storage tank, Ilsa Feb 2020 #47
Wait until he was a heap of ashes woodsprite Feb 2020 #48
With all that anger I'd expect him to spontaneously combust one of these days book_worm Feb 2020 #50
Run to get the charcoal lighter fluid from the shed jcgoldie Feb 2020 #52
Run and get the gasoline can I use to fill the lawnmower.... magicarpet Feb 2020 #53
Kick him off my porch so the house doesn't burn and close the door. And sue his estate for damages. 58Sunliner Feb 2020 #54
Grab a beer and light up a cigar and watch the fire. nt doc03 Feb 2020 #55
Call Pence to hold his hand mainstreetonce Feb 2020 #56
put out the flames right away with an asphyxiating oxygen-displacing gas DBoon Feb 2020 #57
Pop popcorn on the fire, eat it, nod my head gently and smile because a new day is dawning! Quixote1818 Feb 2020 #58
1st you gotta get him so nothing burns down. pansypoo53219 Feb 2020 #61
Get Mexico to pay for the extinguisher. meadowlander Feb 2020 #62
Drink a gallon of gasoline and piss on him. WyattKansas Feb 2020 #63
I would put him out, but I'd use salt so that my porch could be purified Poiuyt Feb 2020 #64
hurry to lock the door so his evil spirit won't enter my house! librechik Feb 2020 #65
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