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Showing Original Post only (View all)If Donald Trump were to spontaneously combust on your front porch, would you ... [View all]
32 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited | |
Make S'mores | |
2 (6%) |
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Call the Fire Department ... in another state | |
0 (0%) |
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Piss on any body parts that weren't burning | |
0 (0%) |
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Tell him to get the fuck off your property | |
20 (63%) |
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"Stand your ground" in the face of an uninvited intruder | |
0 (0%) |
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Other | |
10 (31%) |
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1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided. | |
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If Donald Trump were to spontaneously combust on your front porch, would you ... [View all]
11 Bravo
Feb 2020
OP
Water down the porch and cover my nose. Don't want to catch its stupid, after all.
TheBlackAdder
Feb 2020
#17
I'd think his owner was coming to get him, after whatever deal with the devil kept him out
highplainsdem
Feb 2020
#6
With all that anger I'd expect him to spontaneously combust one of these days
book_worm
Feb 2020
#50
Kick him off my porch so the house doesn't burn and close the door. And sue his estate for damages.
58Sunliner
Feb 2020
#54
Pop popcorn on the fire, eat it, nod my head gently and smile because a new day is dawning!
Quixote1818
Feb 2020
#58