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Initech

(100,104 posts)
14. But I thought the power of prayer was supposed to solve everything!
Thu Mar 5, 2020, 08:55 PM
Mar 2020

Last edited Thu Mar 5, 2020, 10:00 PM - Edit history (1)

Oh highest of high gods, you have besmirched me!!!!

Also:

. eleny Mar 2020 #1
Religion is so stupid. stopbush Mar 2020 #2
Matthew 4 verse 7 would disagree gratuitous Mar 2020 #3
So "holy" water is subject to science? Okay, then. Could they put "holy" alcohol in the vessels? ancianita Mar 2020 #4
A nice holy single malt would work for me leftieNanner Mar 2020 #7
That altar wine would work for me. ancianita Mar 2020 #8
I attend an Episcopal Church leftieNanner Mar 2020 #9
But holy fortified wine, right? Cuz, come on, God can only bless you if it's blessed, amirite? ancianita Mar 2020 #12
Wahoo! leftieNanner Mar 2020 #18
I always thought dipping your hand in the holy water at church was nasty. YOHABLO Mar 2020 #5
Oh ye of little faith! It's holy. ancianita Mar 2020 #6
Sometimes you just have to go with science and facts badhair77 Mar 2020 #10
But what about the leaps of faith? Jesus let God The Father get him tortured and hanged. Just sayin ancianita Mar 2020 #11
Mohammed: trust in Allah, but tie your camel down. Karadeniz Mar 2020 #13
But I thought the power of prayer was supposed to solve everything! Initech Mar 2020 #14
Prayer can help people cope and I have no problem with that. virgogal Mar 2020 #27
Alternate guidance says don't test the Lord. Eugene Mar 2020 #15
The devil took him to the top of the temple, saying "If you are the Son of God, throw yourself off, struggle4progress Mar 2020 #16
We heard that Gospel leftieNanner Mar 2020 #19
So using holy water is the same thing? Tempting God? By a church -- not the devil? ancianita Mar 2020 #21
I have no idea what you are trying to say or how it relates to my prior post struggle4progress Mar 2020 #34
I have no idea what "tempting God" has to do with any of this, either. ancianita Mar 2020 #35
You and me both gratuitous Mar 2020 #36
Just fill it up with bleach. smirkymonkey Mar 2020 #17
Some people drink holy water dalton99a Mar 2020 #40
The STUPID runs deep. GeorgeGist Mar 2020 #20
A few drops of bleach would do the trick. Mosby Mar 2020 #22
Then why don't priests do that? No faith in science, either? ancianita Mar 2020 #24
They probably don't have access to test strips Mosby Mar 2020 #26
They always removed Holy water from the fonts during Lent OhioChick Mar 2020 #23
Per this source it was never a Canonical thing. moriah Mar 2020 #28
Thanks for the Information n/t OhioChick Mar 2020 #31
Maybe "I have faith in an all-powerful God who gave us brains to develop science... moriah Mar 2020 #25
Fair point. But God told me I'm a person of faith who doesn't have to prove it by going to church ancianita Mar 2020 #32
Perhaps they can set up a sprinkler for a light spritzing, on the way into the building Siwsan Mar 2020 #29
They aren't going to be able to take communion either. ooky Mar 2020 #30
LMAO Ferrets are Cool Mar 2020 #33
Our Catholic gimmick might make you sick! Goodheart Mar 2020 #37
Wouldn't holy H2O2 be even more effective against the spread of viruses? n/t sl8 Mar 2020 #38
I was kinda going for the irony of the photo; but yeah, sure, good, stingy solution. ancianita Mar 2020 #39
I'm an atheist... Archae Mar 2020 #41
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