Report: 78% of American Corporations Living Stimulus to Stimulus

[Victor_c3]

1. Sadly, I didn't realize this was satire until I started reading the article

I read something a few days ago stating that if this economic slip is only half as bad as the bush recession of 2008, that 40% of corporations could face bankruptcy.

I say let the corporations fail. Give the money earmarked to the corporations to small business owners and individuals and watch the stimulus work its way up to responsibly run corporations (assuming those actually exist).

Oh, and provide generous unemployment benefits to those who will invariable lose their jobs when the corporations go bankrupt.