He's signing an EO to build a national park

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12. Visit the incredible Mount Lymore National Park, now under new management!

Take the kids on our Trump Airline ride. Sign up for a chance to win a free diploma from Trump University! Donate to the charitable Trump Foundation to help our re-election campaign! Hear the inside story of the Trump Tower meeting from our animatronic Jared! Enjoy our sculpture garden with a statue of Rush Limbaugh together with eleven statues of the President in various thoughtful poses, emphasizing his vast medical knowledge and diplomatic experience; his many friendships with Diamond, white supremacists, and Silk; his deep respect for attractive young women; and more! Subscribe to our library of famous Trump speeches and get a new 8-track tape every month, containing some of the President's best words, including "fake." Enjoy fine dining, such as our famous Cinco de Mayonnaise Taco Bowl, crafted the traditional way using tasty hot dogs re-purposed from our finest unsold Trump Steaks! Buy a season pass for the family: you'll want to come back again and again!