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EarlG

(21,928 posts)
Wed Sep 26, 2012, 02:19 PM Sep 2012

Here it is, the latest mound of HUMPDAY HATEMAIL! [View all]

Don't forget to vote for your favorite -- this week's winning hatemailer will receive a bottle of Mitt Romney's new fragrance:





BUT WILL YOU BE USIN' YOUR HOODOO VOODOO TO START THE FIRE AGAIN?

Subject: Civilized Man

May I thank you for revoking my blog posting

As a Civilized man I do not wish to contribute to savages blogs.


UM, THIS IS A WEBSITE, NOT A PHONE BANK

Subject: Phone calls

Why am I on the nation d not call list, because I d not wish to receive calls from assholes like you!


THIS EMAIL IS LIKE AN OVERTIME GAME: IT HAS AN EXTRA PERIOD (RIMSHOT)

Subject: Dumbocrats

Exactly where you dumbass socialists need to be underground. Wake up. The Democratic party has turned into. An orgy of spending and entitlement. Shame on you.


BECAUSE VOTING IS SO UNDEMOCRATIC

Subject: (no subject)

Gotta love a forum using the term democratic in its name, which have Juries, that pass judgment on a poster’s posting, when they have no input in that judgment. Not walking in goose step? Judged. LOL


DON'T WORRY, WE ALREADY CANCELLED YOUR MEMBERSHIP FOR YOU

Subject: Why did you block my response?!!!

I just found out, after joining your site, that my response was blocked with this note: This post was hidden by jury decision. Jury decision? What, am I in court now??.. WTF!! What went wrong - Don't I have freedom of expression?? It was a comment about a Muslim woman wearing a "rag" around her head. The picture actually was one of Grace Kelly, who was obviously not a Muslim. I would appreciate your response. Otherwise, I'll cancel my membership due to censorship & discrimination!


I KNOW WHAT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WILL BE ON NOVEMBER 6: OHSHIT@ROMNEYLOST.COM

Subject: Liberal fascists! Wow that was fast!

Whew, that was close. Glad to see your goon squad smoked me out. And so FAST, too!

What a bunch of losers you are. See you November 6! Who knows what email I'll be posting from then!

You guys are the biggest hypocrites on the planet. But I DO love visiting your swamp of delusion!


WHAT DRESSING WOULD YOU LIKE WITH THAT WORD SALAD?

Subject: Bias

Will do everything I can to fold all movies. MSM, affiliates.
Insulting, condescending, mocking adults, so that must mean you are children with no respect for yourself, because you have none for others.

Will not go this site again.

You report on Frauds in our Whitehouse, and thinks it is funny for him to mock our people, mock our country, mock our flag. , mock our God.
You are reporting filth, keep it in your own house , your character is sickening.


A LETTER FROM TED

Subject: inspiration?

I am an old school (former democrat supporter) senior and i am somewhat confused about just what does the democratic Party claim as a platform ? The past has been very different from what you seem to represent now.

It seems that only POLITICAL CORRECTNESS is the thing that concerns you guys and what is this business of cozying up to the Islamist cult ? Do you really want these ragheads controlling the world ?

This "PEACFUL ISLAMIC CULT" have been and always will be determined to IMPOSE THEIR SATANIC RULE MANDATED IN THEIR HOLY BOOK which was compiled by the followers of a man who idiolized HIMSELF AND HIS SEXUAL DESIRE FOR NINE YEAR OLD GIRLS.

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY LIBERALS SEEMS TO BE TOTALLY BESERK AND UNDER SOME WEIRD TRANCE OR THEY WOULD REALIZE THAT GIVING OUR FREEDOM AWAY TO THE UNITED NATIONS AND SURRENDING OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS TO THE HOPEFUL DICTATOR DOES NOT HELP THE CITIZENS.

THE DEMOCRAT PARTY HAS FORESAKEN THE UNITED STATES ( AS MY DECEASED MOM AND DAD KNEW THEM ) AND TAKEN UP A SOCIALIST ENTITLEMENT DIRECTION UNDER THE GUIDANCE OF ALENSKY .

I HAVE RESERCHED RECENT HISTORY OF RUSSIA'S STALIN, AND GERMANY'S HITLER, AND THEIR TYRANT DICTATORSHIP AND FIND VERY DISTURBING REPLICAS PRACTISED BY YOU OBAMA-MITES AND THE DEMOCRAT CONTOLLED SENATE ( NOT TO MENTION MESIAH OBAMA ).

WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAN-UP AND CHANGE THE NAME OF YOUR PARTY TO A MORE TRUTHFUL DESCRIPTION, POSSIBLY:

ISLAMIC SOCIALITES

OBAMACRATIC SOCIETY

SORO'S PUPPERTIERS

ALENSKY POLIT BUREAU

NONCONSTITUTIONAL ELITES

SATAN'S FAITHFUL DEMOCRAPS

NOT MANY POLITICIANS ARE WORTHY OF THE TRUST BESTOWED UPON THEM BY THEIR CONSTITUENTS ( GREED AND LUST FOR POWER IS THEIR MOTOVATION ).

MR. OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY ARE THE MOST DESERVING OF THE "TYRANT LABEL" SINCE THE PASSING OF BENEDICT ARNOLD.

IT IS WITH GREAT SHAME THAT I MADE THE ABOVE OBSERVATIONS AND STATEMENTS IN DESCRIBING THE "MODERN DEMOCRAT PARTY"

SINCERELY:
YE OLD SOUTH CAROLINA REDNECK ( AND TEA PARTY SUPPORTER ) TED P.


ANOTHER LETTER FROM TED

Subject: OBAMACULT

WHY IS IT THAT YOU DEMOCRATS PRETEND TO SUPPORT THE AFERICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITY, BUT LASH OUT AGAINST THEIR ATTEMPS TO IMPROVE THEIR GOALS OF LEADERSHIP [ UNLESS IT IS JOINING THE DEMOCRAT SOCIALIST MOVEMENT ] ??

YOUR USE OF SLANDEROUS TERMS AGAINST BLACK REPUBLICANS LIKE: "UNCLE TOMS" AND "AUNT TOMS", MAKES A SHINNING EXAMPLE OF YOUR RACEISM.

YOUR SELF PROMOTED IMAGE OF " HOPE AND CHANGE" SEEMS TO BREAK DOWN TO:

"HOPE" ( THAT YOU CAN BRAINWASH SUPPORTERS INTO KEEPING YOU IN OFFICE ).

"CHANGE" ( CHANGE THE WEALTH OF AMERICAN CITIZENS INTO YOUR OWN COFFERS AND CHANGE OUR FREEDOMS INTO SLAVERY ).

"YES WE CAN" ( MEANING, YES WE CAN LEAD THIS GULLABLE "YOUNG GENERATION" INTO THE TRAP OF PROMISED ENTITLEMENT ).

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DEFINITION OF "LIBERAL"

"L" -- ( LEAD THE POPULACE INTO COMPLANCY ).
"I" -- ( IMPLEMENT MASS DECEPTION TO GAIN SUPPORT ).
"B" - ( BLAME OTHERS, ACCEPT NO RESPONCEABILITY ).
"E" -- ( ENLIST HELP OF HOLLYWOOD ATHEIST ).
"R" -- ( REWRITE THE CONSTITUTION, REMOVE ALL FREEDOMS, ESTABLISH TOTAL GOVERNMENT CONTROL ).
"A" -- ( APPOINT "LAWLESS" CZARS ).
"L" -- ( LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED IN THE QUEST FOR DICTATORSHIP ).


OH YEAH? WELL WHY DON'T YOU... WAIT A MINUTE -- THIS ISN'T HATEMAIL!

Subject: (no subject)

I am not a Democrat, but have to admit what your site and others strongly suggest. Romney has totally blown it. Lets all pray that the next four years can go well. I do not want my president to fail, even if I am not enamored with him.


POLL: Who is your favorite hatemailer?

97 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Time expired
The Civilized Man.
0 (0%)
The person who does not wish to receive phone calls from us.
2 (2%)
The person who doesn't know. When to use periods.
1 (1%)
The person who thinks that voting is undemocratic.
2 (2%)
The person who is being discriminated against because we wouldn't let him say "raghead."
3 (3%)
The person who loves visiting our swamp of delusion.
0 (0%)
The person who will do everything they can to fold all movies.
2 (2%)
Ted Part One, in which he calls us "Soro's Puppertiers."
60 (62%)
Ted Part Two, in which he describes a "shinning example" of "raceism."
5 (5%)
The person who probably should have written us some hatemail but instead thinks that Romney has totally blown it.
22 (23%)
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What a great mound! CaliforniaPeggy Sep 2012 #1
Me either because I am too busy HipChick Sep 2012 #2
When you have more time, LiberalAndProud Sep 2012 #15
About half of those are from me. onehandle Sep 2012 #3
Aspiring Islamic Socialite wants to know lapislzi Sep 2012 #4
That is exquisite. mlevans Sep 2012 #35
Beware of Rumi eyes, however. lapislzi Sep 2012 #46
Best laff of the week! FredStembottom Sep 2012 #92
I love a good word salad Ohio Joe Sep 2012 #5
Damn! The THE AFERICAN PUPPERTIERS have gone totally BESERK. But whatever you do don't fall into Guy Whitey Corngood Sep 2012 #6
I need help JustAnotherGen Sep 2012 #7
I prefer the French pronunciation lapislzi Sep 2012 #12
I think that's dictionERRy ... nt eppur_se_muova Sep 2012 #82
I like Ted so I voted for him. He is very 'earnest' and probably should have had a sabrina 1 Sep 2012 #8
Oh, I think he did! Indpndnt Sep 2012 #68
The person who probably should have written us some hatemail Flashmann Sep 2012 #9
"SORO'S PUPPERTIERS" for the win! Lucy Goosey Sep 2012 #10
yeah like I didn't know we controlled him! 4_TN_TITANS Sep 2012 #30
Ted should have identified himself as a "Dixiecrat." immoderate Sep 2012 #11
That would have been awesome, especially considered his free-spirited approach to spelling. n/t gkhouston Sep 2012 #33
Yupers! "Back in the day" when George Wallace was all the rage. Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2012 #71
LOLOL!! Jazzgirl Sep 2012 #13
I love Ted. Because dammit, he was trying to be reasonable with us folks, Chorophyll Sep 2012 #14
LEAVE TED ALONE!!!! Gregorian Sep 2012 #20
NO!!! I AM THE APPOINTED CZAR OF ALL THINGS TED!!!11! Chorophyll Sep 2012 #51
OMG!! Indpndnt Sep 2012 #70
THANK YOU SATANIC LIBERAL!!1 Chorophyll Sep 2012 #73
I love Ted as he built to ... 99Forever Sep 2012 #16
""L" -- ( LEAD THE POPULACE INTO COMPLANCY ). " MineralMan Sep 2012 #17
Doesn't Com Plancy write those dumbothriller novels? JHB Sep 2012 #26
no silly RoccoR5955 Sep 2012 #66
I was MOTOVATED to vote. LiberalAndProud Sep 2012 #18
Which sure beats being mlevans Sep 2012 #36
I don't know if this is possible, but it woudl be cool Jeff In Milwaukee Sep 2012 #19
The Free Speech Zone forum. gkhouston Sep 2012 #34
so regular members can't go in there and poke at them.??????????? dixiegrrrrl Sep 2012 #76
Do NOT tease the animals.... Jeff In Milwaukee Sep 2012 #84
Shoot, back in the early days, if they behaved themselves, they stayed and dmr Sep 2012 #88
Didn't Bush smooch and hold hands with ISLAMIC SOCIALITES? JHB Sep 2012 #21
This is so hard...! n/t porphyrian Sep 2012 #22
Ted #1 wryter2000 Sep 2012 #23
You KNOW they are getting disheartened about their ticket when Lucinda Sep 2012 #24
Surprised that no one else has (yet) voted for Phone Call Guy. Jim Lane Sep 2012 #25
We should install a phone in the Lounge, just for people like him. dixiegrrrrl Sep 2012 #77
I think I work with TED, seriously. Avalux Sep 2012 #27
EarlG, I fear I must draw attention to a misspelling. mlevans Sep 2012 #28
I bet Ted is a Civil War fighter also Kingofalldems Sep 2012 #29
Maybe Russian civil war too... JHB Sep 2012 #56
Simultaneous constipation of the brain and hifiguy Sep 2012 #31
The fold movie guy graywarrior Sep 2012 #32
Ted needs to learn how to turn off the "caps lock" key. But that's "hard". HopeHoops Sep 2012 #37
I was torn between the two Teds Spirochete Sep 2012 #38
Where is this "orgy of spending and entitlement"? liberalmuse Sep 2012 #39
No fair. I want to vote for both Ted letters. WilliamPitt Sep 2012 #40
You know it occurs to me Ratty Sep 2012 #41
Kick & recommended. William769 Sep 2012 #42
Ted's CAPSLOCK rant Berlin Expat Sep 2012 #43
What do these people have against sentences? Or punctuation? Or dictionaries? Or capital letters? Or Iris Sep 2012 #44
or coherent thoughts? dixiegrrrrl Sep 2012 #78
I guess it all has to start there, doesn't it? Iris Sep 2012 #85
We SO have to start a band called the Hopeful Dictators Bossy Monkey Sep 2012 #45
Have some mercy. donqpublic Sep 2012 #47
Can we give Ted his own Forum? Because I think we can make him pop a vessel. nolabear Sep 2012 #48
I would like to petition for more Ted #2 votes. porphyrian Sep 2012 #49
Have you no compassion?! porphyrian Sep 2012 #81
Ted inspired me Puppertierdesoros Sep 2012 #50
Welcome aboard! immoderate Sep 2012 #53
Welcome, and a +1 for your name JHB Sep 2012 #57
Welcome and long may you beac Sep 2012 #60
You were just waiting for the perfect user name, weren't you? LiberalAndProud Sep 2012 #67
Welcome. Ted is like a breath of fresh ass. Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2012 #72
"Soro's Puppertiers" Tsiyu Sep 2012 #52
Ah, yes, Ted the "old school southern Democrat" Warren DeMontague Sep 2012 #54
I had to vote for Ted 2 LeftofObama Sep 2012 #55
Ted part 2 ismnotwasm Sep 2012 #58
What is with George Soros that drives them so crazy? NICO9000 Sep 2012 #59
I'm voting for the last guy. I like him :-) Care Acutely Sep 2012 #61
For A Small Donation Of Only $50.00, You Can Become A Soro Pupper Tier Member! Ikonoklast Sep 2012 #62
I *love* "swamp of delusion" MadrasT Sep 2012 #63
Usually, it's hard to choose a favorite in these polls, but this time ... surrealAmerican Sep 2012 #64
You know you are dealing with a true wing nut treestar Sep 2012 #65
Ted needs to go back to grade school and learn how to spell. Alduin Sep 2012 #69
Ted's definition of liberal had me rolling!! Initech Sep 2012 #74
"Satan's Faithful Democraps" would make a great name for a rock band. Initech Sep 2012 #75
That was my favorite too! txwhitedove Sep 2012 #87
k & R, DUzy thread Royal Sloan 09 Sep 2012 #79
Freeper hate mail used to be full of piss and vinigar, had some spirtit. Now it's just whine vinigar Monk06 Sep 2012 #80
K&R in praise of spell-checker. I'm talking to you, Ted ( I know you're reading this). n/t Egalitarian Thug Sep 2012 #83
ALENSKY POLIT BUREAU DainBramaged Sep 2012 #86
The Puppertiers are nowhere near as good as Mummenschanz. Chiyo-chichi Sep 2012 #89
Word salad. Iggo Sep 2012 #90
Whew... i'll go with Lucinda and Rocco on this one... druidity33 Sep 2012 #91
Argghh ... this makes my head hurt. lpbk2713 Sep 2012 #93
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