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Bettie

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2. That is the best story I have read

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Thu Apr 15, 2021, 07:03 AM

Apr 2021

today!

And everyone else lived happily ever after.

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Ayn Rand, Paul Ryan & Rand Paul walk into a bar [View all] kpete Apr 2021 OP

Thus a splendid time was had for all....everybody else that is. Comfortably_Numb Apr 2021 #1

😇 Tribetime Apr 2021 #39

That is the best story I have read Bettie Apr 2021 #2

What a great story! Solomon Apr 2021 #3

my favorite bar joke! LymphocyteLover Apr 2021 #4

The regulations weren't necessary. They voted with their dead feet and never returned to that bar. Beakybird Apr 2021 #5

And their heirs not fooled Apr 2021 #23

If only they hadn't TortReformed LiabilityLawsuits out of existence!!! griloco Apr 2021 #27

I really am going to go the hell for the things that I laugh at,,,, n/t KarenS Apr 2021 #6

We'll have to raise a beverage there. Comfortably_Numb Apr 2021 #10

I'll be right there with you. crickets Apr 2021 #33

But, but, where were Tucker, and Sean, and all the other Republican/Nazis? johnthewoodworker Apr 2021 #7

Like the punch line to the old joke about what you call a hundred lawyers RVN VET71 Apr 2021 #8

And with 99.9999999% fewer words than Atlas Shat! hatrack Apr 2021 #9

Never underestimate the power of a story with a happy ending. (nt) Paladin Apr 2021 #11

The problem with memes is that they focus on witiness over accuracy... brooklynite Apr 2021 #12

Finally, an Ayn Rand story with a happy ending Martin Eden Apr 2021 #13

yes! Bwah! electric_blue68 Apr 2021 #36

And everyone lived happily ever after jcgoldie Apr 2021 #14

And Ru Paul laughs loudly. lagomorph777 Apr 2021 #15

Tommymac Shrugged. nt Tommymac Apr 2021 #16

No regulations! You could roll with this for most all republicans. Mr. Evil Apr 2021 #17

I'll buy the next round for all the mourners. hay rick Apr 2021 #18

The bartender doesn't get charged with murder FakeNoose Apr 2021 #19

And the rest of us lived happily ever after. smirkymonkey Apr 2021 #20

And everyone lived happily ever after! hot2na Apr 2021 #21

I just love a story with a happy ending. Raster Apr 2021 #22

And society in general is better for it. paleotn Apr 2021 #24

funny llashram Apr 2021 #25

I love happy endings! SergeStorms Apr 2021 #26

Agreed SergeStorms! Especially the part about "happy endings!" George McGovern Apr 2021 #28

A lovely happy fairy tale. Nt NNadir Apr 2021 #29

It's a good start ironflange Apr 2021 #30

And Sean Hannity, and Tucker Carlson, and.. Permanut Apr 2021 #31

Yes,... give them all a shot of the same tainted stuff. magicarpet Apr 2021 #35

And they are all spared the humiliation of collecting services, stipeds and pensions... BobTheSubgenius Apr 2021 #32

I see this... druidity33 Apr 2021 #34

The full text is as follows: ShazzieB Apr 2021 #38

Best. Bar. Joke. Ever! ShazzieB Apr 2021 #37

Best Seller! Faulkner Award material! Nobel Prize for Literature! nt Ilsa Apr 2021 #40

You Forgot The Most Ironic Part modrepub Apr 2021 #41