Why I know there's something to UFOs.

[Kid Berwyn]

11. Excellent points, Captain.

Like aspects of the phenomenon itself, completely absurd.

State UFO experts say give peace a chance

By Jim Stingl of the Journal Sentinel
Published on: 5/4/2010

My favorite UFO story from Wisconsin - and there are zillions - is about an Eagle River chicken farmer who said the spacemen served him pancakes.

In the spring of 1961, Joseph Simonton said the silver flying saucer landed in his yard. Three short men who appeared to be of Italian descent indicated they wanted a jug filled with water, which he gladly did. One of the visitors on the ship "was frying food on a flameless grill of some sort," Simonton, 60, said in a Milwaukee Journal article from back then.

They gave him three small pancakes, but no syrup, and zoomed off. The locals backed up Simonton as a solid citizen and, according to the sheriff, not a drinking man. The Air Force investigated and proclaimed the space food to be ordinary pancakes.

The encounter was peaceful and friendly, not at all like the ones envisioned by Stephen Hawking, the renowned physicist, who last week warned that extraterrestrials that show up here someday will be interested mostly in conquering and colonizing us.

Source: https://archive.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/92831654.html/

Then, within all that noise is some serious information, the makings of an unforgettable story.