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Chainfire

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14. Christians have been making that claim ever since the original Easter.
Sun Mar 6, 2022, 11:59 AM
Mar 2022

All that had to happen is one nation had to throw a rock at the other. Fear sells salvation.

I have to admit, though, that even if my personal outcome would not be very good, I would feel honored to be able to witness the rapture.

It brings to mind a personal anecdote:

My uncle was a very dedicated alcoholic back in the 40s. He would go on binges that lasted for weeks, he was a celebrity for his drinking prowess. He was a very kind and generous man, but he was living inside a whiskey bottle. It seems that he was at some local juke joint, plying his art when he passed out. It was the wee hours of the morning and his drunken buddies drove him to the local cemetery, and laid him out on a grave and then backed off, continuing to drink, to watch. They claimed that as the sun began to rise he stirred a little then sat up. He was quoted as saying, "Well Ill be damned, it is the rapture and I am the only one who has rize." The story made the rounds for years.

To his credit, a few years later, he abandoned alcohol completely, and became a well respected member of his community.

these Christians better hope not - God is not going to reward them for samsingh Mar 2022 #1
Everything is the rapture to them nt XanaDUer2 Mar 2022 #2
Exactly MLAA Mar 2022 #4
Bingo! BlueIdaho Mar 2022 #5
I would not be surprised if they would push the button them selfs just to prove they are right. mitch96 Mar 2022 #28
yup. which makes it amazing to me that this bullshit persists Takket Mar 2022 #26
Rapture? Great! Turbineguy Mar 2022 #3
Geez. One person's ending is another's beginning. I keep the hearing the song Aquarius... txwhitedove Mar 2022 #6
I read a book about other Jewish diarists during WWII One young man fervently hoped for the Karadeniz Mar 2022 #7
"Here I come to save the day! That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way!" Good one!! walkingman Mar 2022 #21
Actually it's a signal for them to raise money Doc Sportello Mar 2022 #8
If only--- randr Mar 2022 #9
Do they realize they can rapture themselves? C_U_L8R Mar 2022 #10
"unhinged machinations of a megalomaniacal authoritarian intent on worldwide disruption"? Midnight Writer Mar 2022 #11
All of them, Katie. nt Bongo Prophet Mar 2022 #22
one would think onethatcares Mar 2022 #12
And if you send Beachnutt Mar 2022 #13
Christians have been making that claim ever since the original Easter. Chainfire Mar 2022 #14
I wish their stupid rapture would happen already & suck them all away. CrispyQ Mar 2022 #15
It may have for all we know. relayerbob Mar 2022 #30
Yes But You Don't Go! tanyev Mar 2022 #16
To those about to be Raptured: Give me $15,000 and power of attorney now NCjack Mar 2022 #17
If I remember correctly a lot of them will be magically gone forever - good riddence. walkingman Mar 2022 #18
Dear God - Please suck them up RIGHT NOW! jmbar2 Mar 2022 #19
Russia getting their ass handed to them Ukraine doesnt fit their "math". roamer65 Mar 2022 #20
When all you have is a hammer... RainCaster Mar 2022 #23
The elevator is going straight down for them durablend Mar 2022 #24
These Evangelicals always think some event is a sign of the rapture. sakabatou Mar 2022 #25
Blahbitty Blahbitty Blahbitty Blahbitty Blahbitty Blahbitty BLAH hatrack Mar 2022 #27
Hmmm, seems unlikely relayerbob Mar 2022 #29
They should get ahead of the rapture rush. Solly Mack Mar 2022 #31
"This time for sure!" Gidney N Cloyd Mar 2022 #32
These idiots are one big reason why memberships in organizations such as these religious SWBTATTReg Mar 2022 #33
Selfish fuckers always want the rapture on their watch. Baked Potato Mar 2022 #34
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