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FHRRK

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12. A joke I heard when TSF was pResident

Reply to NanaCat (Original post)

Thu May 9, 2024, 01:12 AM

May 9

Old guys goes to a newstand in Manhatton and drops $1 for a copy of the Times. Looks at the headlines and tosses the paper back on the pile. This goes on for weeks. Newstand proprietor asks, why do you do thie daily? Old man says, "I am looking for an Obituary."
Proprietor responds, "obituaries aren't on front page." Old man responds, "when this fuck dies it will be on the front page."

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Sigh. TSF still not dead. [View all] NanaCat May 8 OP

Hope springs eternal.... Ocelot II May 8 #1

DAMN BlueKota May 8 #2

............... bdamomma May 8 #3

very disappointing... myohmy2 May 8 #4

Damn!!! niyad May 8 #5

Mr Cholesterol is damn disappointing Submariner May 8 #6

LOL Auggie May 8 #8

What are you reading? n/t Harker May 8 #7

Despair not. The evening is still fairly young. Odin willing... Comfortably_Numb May 8 #9

The devil takes care of his own. usonian May 9 #10

This message was self-deleted by its author dalton99a May 9 #11

A joke I heard when TSF was pResident FHRRK May 9 #12

Baaahahahahaaaaaa! ty! 😄 electric_blue68 May 9 #13

the joke goes back to the 1930s Retrograde May 9 #14

At least Ronald Reagan is still dead HAB911 May 9 #15