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MorbidButterflyTat

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47. Scotch guard?

Reply to red dog 1 (Reply #33)

Thu Jul 25, 2024, 04:56 PM

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Vance's highschool girlfriend [View all] Wicked Blue Jul 25 OP

Sorry, I don't get it. What am I missing? nt Ilsa Jul 25 #1

Rumors flying around the internet that JD had carnal knowledge with a couch. n/t Sky Jewels Jul 25 #7

Some fun-loving twitterx user birdographer Jul 25 #10

Yep. After the dirty tricks the GQP has pulled for decades, Sky Jewels Jul 25 #13

The hoax picked up so much traction.... Random Boomer Jul 25 #23

Ha ha, so true. Sky Jewels Jul 25 #24

Nothing will ever convince me he didn't. Pacifist Patriot Jul 25 #41

I hear the couch is polling better than JD Wicked Blue Jul 25 #54

Oooooooohhhhh. Thanks. nt Ilsa Jul 25 #12

"...carnal knowledge..." MorbidButterflyTat Jul 25 #44

Link for you. It's hilarious! Pacifist Patriot Jul 25 #37

Thanks! They can't prove he didn't!!! Ilsa Jul 25 #38

Excellent Wicked Blue Jul 25 #42

Go see the SNL skit I posted, JD's Playhouse Wicked Blue Jul 25 #45

Where? calimary Jul 25 #56

Here Wicked Blue Jul 25 #57

I just read this to my husband - he loved it as much as I did! calimary Jul 25 #60

Lmaooooooo eyelashes and everything! Dem4life1234 Jul 25 #2

It's a prop angrychair Jul 25 #6

. BoRaGard Jul 25 #3

Message auto-removed Name removed Jul 25 #14

Chairy! Sky Jewels Jul 25 #4

is that a cousin? stopdiggin Jul 25 #5

Perhaps his family came from the Ottoman Empire Wicked Blue Jul 25 #8

Booo - groan - o you wicked one you BoRaGard Jul 25 #16

Sofa-R that is one of the best ones Botany Jul 25 #18

Sofa-R? GB_RN Jul 25 #22

Bwahaha! Can't breath! Dave Bowman Jul 25 #36

Wow...... n/t gay texan Jul 25 #9

Please. Let's not sink to Mr. Couchfucker's level. LuckyCharms Jul 25 #11

Her parents were Baby Shark and M&M. keithbvadu2 Jul 25 #15

So he is a Chair Man? twodogsbarking Jul 25 #17

No he dumped her and went for the Love Seat. debm55 Jul 25 #28

On your game today! BurnDoubt Jul 25 #32

you pipe down! enough outta you! stopdiggin Jul 25 #61

Interesting 🧐 benfranklin1776 Jul 25 #19

Oh Look rambler_american Jul 25 #20

I am reminded of a Moms Mabley story. rambler_american Jul 25 #21

Moms Mabley -- haven't heard that name in a long time. red dog 1 Jul 25 #25

Kick RandySF Jul 25 #26

How old was the couch? B Hamster Jul 25 #27

Frank Zappa?????? BurnDoubt Jul 25 #29

He definitely wasn't wearing pajamas when he "did" the couch red dog 1 Jul 25 #30

Is it okay if the couch wears a slip cover? Wicked Blue Jul 25 #31

Is it okay if J.D. Vance wears a slip cover? red dog 1 Jul 25 #33

Scotch guard? MorbidButterflyTat Jul 25 #47

maybe Wicked Blue Jul 25 #53

Guessing his therapist puts the plastic seat cover for his "sessions"? BurnDoubt Jul 25 #34

possibly Wicked Blue Jul 25 #50

Do I hear 'Up-Charge!"? BurnDoubt Jul 25 #51

"Mooooom...how should I know why the couch crackles when you sit on it?" nt The Unmitigated Gall Jul 25 #35

Vice President Couch Wanker nt ArkansasDemocrat1 Jul 25 #39

A self love seat? n/t Dock_Yard Jul 25 #40

That looks like "Chairy" MorbidButterflyTat Jul 25 #43

He dumped her for her older sister Wicked Blue Jul 25 #46

Ha! MorbidButterflyTat Jul 25 #48

That chair's got a real purdy mouth.... Blue Owl Jul 25 #49

It must be true... Think. Again. Jul 25 #52

I don't believe it, she is way out of his league PurgedVoter Jul 25 #55

You guys are killing me. mucholderthandirt Jul 25 #58

Speaking of sons Wicked Blue Jul 25 #59