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3auld6phart

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14. Aye

Thu Aug 29, 2024, 10:18 AM

Aug 2024

: You’re right there. Like Mark Twain said not wanting any body to die, there be many obituaries that would make him smile. I know to who r you are referring to. That orange abomination is taking his time, just a few more greasy Big Macs might do the earlier demise. Vote BLUE

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I like the cut of this poster's jib. [View all] Swede Aug 2024 OP

+1! Wuddles440 Aug 2024 #1

When my wife's uncle died I asked my wife where he would be buried. She said "I hope they throw his body twodogsbarking Aug 2024 #2

sharks would probably go ewww, AllaN01Bear Aug 2024 #4

Well, then make sure the electric battery in the sinking boat is fully charged... robbob Aug 2024 #29

Yup, sea burial or sky burial is probably best IronLionZion Aug 2024 #5

are there any crematory ovens large enough? niyad Aug 2024 #6

Might have to dig an extra large burn pit IronLionZion Aug 2024 #8

Just put him on a trash barge and set it on fire csziggy Aug 2024 #11

Just get a huge crane to dump him into an active volcano. bt Wednesdays Aug 2024 #18

Pretty sure Pele would not be amused. I have no iidea about the other niyad Aug 2024 #22

I vote for creamation Xipe Totec Aug 2024 #10

The next visitor to the Titanic Laha Aug 2024 #32

He'd probably start a grease fire dflprincess Aug 2024 #33

Oh,I don't know BattleRow Aug 2024 #12

Or leave him in central park next to a bicycle IronLionZion Aug 2024 #15

Hmmm... BattleRow Aug 2024 #16

No, don't leave him in a park. Wednesdays Aug 2024 #19

Oh, hell no, we don't want him back in NYC! electric_blue68 Aug 2024 #21

Amen, and may I receive a substantial sustainable energy carbon credit against the burning of fossil fuel? Backseat Driver Aug 2024 #24

His buddy Eloon GopherGal Aug 2024 #27

Load him up onto one of F Elon's rockets not fooled Aug 2024 #42

Keep me in the loop. usaf-vet Aug 2024 #3

Reminds me of the old joke: "Private Jones, you will probably want to piss on my FailureToCommunicate Aug 2024 #7

Proxy pissers are on call. twodogsbarking Aug 2024 #17

Just Remember To Practice Good Hygiene smb Aug 2024 #48

Well, THAT can't be improved. dchill Aug 2024 #9

I saw that on Facebook and had the same reaction! geardaddy Aug 2024 #13

Aye 3auld6phart Aug 2024 #14

Will it be COL Mustard Aug 2024 #20

well said indeed ! stopdiggin Aug 2024 #23

That's a thing of beauty Hekate Aug 2024 #25

Dance party, I'll meet ya there. Think. Again. Aug 2024 #26

Reminds me of the protest on the grave of a former OnDoutside Aug 2024 #28

Me too, but I'm going to drink a gallon of beer before I go. bluesbassman Aug 2024 #30

I wonder Jilly_in_VA Aug 2024 #31

Maybe they'll dump him next to Ivanna. Then I could go out one night and share a beer with him after I drink it. marble falls Aug 2024 #34

Remember, you only -rent- beer. ArkansasDemocrat1 Aug 2024 #50

Me too! Blue Owl Aug 2024 #35

lol well said! TalenaGor Aug 2024 #36

Throw his body to the hogs. Demobrat Aug 2024 #37

OMG Score! aurora the great Aug 2024 #38

If I were ever standing in front of his grave, my thumb would be pointing sideways generalbetrayus Aug 2024 #39

I just hope that his heirs, being the good capitalists they are, recognize.... Josiesdad Aug 2024 #40

They will need an industrial site, Jimi du Ranty Aug 2024 #51

While singing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead". NoChildLeft ADime Aug 2024 #41

When I saw that photograph... BrianTheEVGuy Aug 2024 #43

K&R spanone Aug 2024 #44

his grave should be surrounded by a latrine barbtries Aug 2024 #45

Definitely ! republianmushroom Aug 2024 #46

At that time, remember to bring something very important Martin Eden Aug 2024 #47

Remember Captain Sternn from Heavy Metal? ArkansasDemocrat1 Aug 2024 #49

M$M is helping Trump, only reason we're talking about him uponit7771 Aug 2024 #52

That's a grave I'd piss on. Martin68 Aug 2024 #53

Bury him Traildogbob Aug 2024 #54

The thumb. keithbvadu2 Aug 2024 #55

Trump's Burial Site MissouriDem47 Aug 2024 #56

We'll pour fine whiskey on his grave, DJ Synikus Makisimus Aug 2024 #57

I have crackers and cheese and wine. Bird Lady Aug 2024 #58

He'll be in concrete when they bury him Jarqui Aug 2024 #59

"Trump's gravesite is sure to become that state's #1 tourist attraction... alterfurz Aug 2024 #60

The OP . . . AverageOldGuy Aug 2024 #61