F*** You! F*** all of you! [View all]

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

Dumbphuckery has won the day. We’re two weeks removed from a major disaster and two days away from another. A time to potentially demonstrate our strength and resilience as a nation and a people. But noooo….

I heard that the government controls the weather. I also heard that the Jews are denying FEMA benefits to the God fearing good people of Appalachia because…well just because. Instead we’re giving away all of our money to pet eating immigrants who are going to chow down on Fluffy before they break into our homes to kill us in unspeakable ways so they can steal our jobs. I know it’s true because I read it on the internet.

Meanwhile, TV and the newspapers are full of interviews with “undecided “ voters who mostly seem to struggle with coming up with an excuse to vote for Trump. Nobody thinks to ask what exactly Trump says that even comes close to making sense. The right questions from reporters should be something like “what kind of dressing do you like with your word salad?” Instead these morons are treated like they’re carefully deliberating some weighty policy issues and not idiots for thinking some guy who bankrupted a couple of casinos would do wonders for the economy.

All that really is being accomplished is the normalization of bigotry, xenophobia, racism, misogyny, and every other base human characteristic that festers in our society today. Trump speaks to you? How is that? Nothing the guy says even remotely makes sense. In fact, if he’s making sense to you I suggest you see a neurologist because you probably either had a stroke or have a brain tumor. But we’ll continue to have this discussion like it was normal discourse.

But we’ll see poll after poll, rally after rally, idiot after idiot interviewed, all trying to tell us that Trump and his knuckle dragging flying monkeys represent a legitimate political point of view. All while a category 5 hurricane barrels towards Tampa-courtesy of some new technology our government must have stolen from a Bond villain just to get at the MAGA’s of Florida.

It’s all not so hard to believe once you’ve accepted that illegal immigrants are flooding over the border to vote for democrats who are really global socialists who want to replace white Americans who fished Hunter Biden’s laptop out of a swimming pool only to find evidence of illegal payments from Kazakhstan along with child molesters in the basement of a pizzeria in DC while weaponizing the justice system to stop one of the…no THE greatest president ever from returning to his throne-I mean rightful place at the helm of our nation. It just makes so much more sense than believing a serial philandering scam artist is lying to you-again.

The fact that this election will even be close is a testament to dumphuckery. The fact that we treat the drivel that comes from Trump and the MAGAts with any sense of dignity is a testament to- I really don’t know what. But to everyone who sells this crap and everyone who buys it, f*** you! F***all of you!