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	Caribbean countries stop sending us their hurricanes -- or else, tariffs!
	0 (0%)
	Canada becomes our 51st state -- or else, tariffs!
	1 (33%)
	Puerto Rico deports all the Spanish speakers -- or else, tariffs!
	0 (0%)
	Australia, Canada, New Zealand, and the UK stop sharing intelligence with US -- or else, tariffs!
	0 (0%)
	New Mexico changes its name to New America -- or else, tariffs!
	2 (67%)
	NATO hands Ukraine over to Russia -- or else, tariffs!
	0 (0%)
	Fort Knox converts US gold reserves to bitcoins -- or else, tariffs!
	0 (0%)
	Advertisers buy space on X -- or else, tariffs!
	0 (0%)
	Crown Donnie king -- or else, tariffs!
	0 (0%)
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