Swedish Horse Balls, South African Donkey burgers and Water Buffalo Sausage everywhere but the U.S. [View all]

[DonRedwood]

I must say, I'm becoming very suspicious....

England, Sweden, Ireland, England, South Africa, Europe, Africa... all those odd meats showing up in the "beef". South Africa today is reporting they are finding goat, water buffalo and donkey in their "all beef" burger and sausages. And now, just on MSNBC they are discussing the Swedish Horse Balls from IKEA. NOT in America, the news keep telling us. This is only effecting the rest of the world.

This is foreign beef. Not in America!!

But I am suspicious. How can it not be in America? Oh, unless the Republicans have continued to cut things like meat inspection.

I'm now wondering if, it IS happening in the US but we don't have anyone testing our meat.

How could horse accidently get into the Swedish meatballs shipped all over the world...except to America. They were sure not to put any horse in the horseballs that were being sent to the U.S.

Because, you know, greedy meat processors would lie to the rest of the world but they sure the heck wouldn't do such a thing to an American.

5 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	I believe in miracles. American beef is 100% pure beef.
	0 (0%)
	There is a slight chance greedy meat processors just maybe slipped up and accidently put a horse or two in your chimichanga.
	4 (80%)
	Shhhhhhh....I have my head down in the sand and I can't hear you over chewing my Swedish Horse Balls.
	0 (0%)
	Hey, my Big Mac tastes like Big Yak!
	0 (0%)
	I don't eat meat....so you disgusting mammal chompers deserve every goat and aardvark you accidently eat.
	1 (20%)
	Shut up Don Redwood and go feed your students their high quality all beef school lunch...cause, really, that's beef. Sort of.
	0 (0%)
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