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calimary

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165. Welcome to DU, GraniteDem!

Tue Jun 18, 2013, 08:13 PM

Jun 2013

Glad you're here - especially on THIS thread! Moments like these make DU EXTRA worthwhile! Stick around enough and you'll be bobbin along!

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OH NOES1!! SATIN! [View all] TalkingDog Jun 2013 OP

Wait.. I thought we elected muslin? annabanana Jun 2013 #1

Lol G_j Jun 2013 #3

DUzy! truebluegreen Jun 2013 #12

LOL, DUzy n/t janlyn Jun 2013 #13

great heaven05 Jun 2013 #21

Muslin & Satin.. there's a thread here..:) SoCalDem Jun 2013 #24

Muslin... Satin... The fabrics of their pathetic lives... Blue Owl Jun 2013 #26

ROFL livetohike Jun 2013 #32

Knights in white satin? timdog44 Jun 2013 #38

I'm coming apart at the seams! Aerows Jun 2013 #40

BREAKING: Aerows Unravels pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #67

OMG Aerows Jun 2013 #70

You are the king of puns Aerows Jun 2013 #72

I specialize in the worsted ones pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #120

I think I hyperventilated Aerows Jun 2013 #121

Conway is brilliant pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #181

He is brilliant at physical comedy Aerows Jun 2013 #184

Except the bible sez you're not supposed to mix your fabrics. kentauros Jun 2013 #86

You just want to be Aerows Jun 2013 #29

faille!! annabanana Jun 2013 #34

LMAO Aerows Jun 2013 #36

I'll be darned. Lone_Star_Dem Jun 2013 #45

It has me in stitches. n/t Aerows Jun 2013 #52

Slap the cuffs on 'em. Ahem... jberryhill Jun 2013 #63

Hey, don't rayon everyone's parade! calimary Jun 2013 #159

All the guys at the precinct wanted in, but I called dibs on the collar pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #182

I thought he was a Linenist! n/t backscatter712 Jun 2013 #46

DUzy! Dollface Jun 2013 #48

ROFL malaise Jun 2013 #61

Oh, excellent. redqueen Jun 2013 #81

That might lead to trouble in the disputed Cashmere region. Orrex Jun 2013 #103

You're not far off. aggiesal Jun 2013 #108

Arabic derivation yes, but for a Chinese city where it was made, Zaitun Hekate Jun 2013 #171

They're just pulling the wool over your eyes BumRushDaShow Jun 2013 #170

Satin is slick rurallib Jun 2013 #2

Yeah, because polyester is gods chosen cloth! nt Javaman Jun 2013 #4

So, we should have named it theo-ester? kentauros Jun 2013 #89

This thread gets funnier and funnier Aerows Jun 2013 #99

lol treestar Jun 2013 #5

I think this entire thread Aerows Jun 2013 #95

Don't blame me, I voted for burlap. smokey nj Jun 2013 #6

He's pretty rough, you know. annabanana Jun 2013 #8

Jute'd say anything. n/t Aerows Jun 2013 #30

Obama may be hanging on by a annabanana Jun 2013 #37

You laced Aerows Jun 2013 #39

They're just going to keep it up until they've denim all. Lone_Star_Dem Jun 2013 #53

Okay Aerows Jun 2013 #55

You lam-baste the President? Lone_Star_Dem Jun 2013 #51

Now you are just doing unnecessary ruffling. Aerows Jun 2013 #54

I feel like a knit-wit. Lone_Star_Dem Jun 2013 #56

I won't needle you further Aerows Jun 2013 #58

You've got this all buttoned up now. Lone_Star_Dem Jun 2013 #60

Then let's get this all zipped up Aerows Jun 2013 #62

Now you're just needling me with this thread? Lone_Star_Dem Jun 2013 #65

I never did know when to Aerows Jun 2013 #66

Woolen you like it to end? Lone_Star_Dem Jun 2013 #68

LOL Only when the end is looming Aerows Jun 2013 #69

That's sew unseamly. Lone_Star_Dem Jun 2013 #71

You are good at such yarns. Aerows Jun 2013 #73

Silky reason Aerows Jun 2013 #75

We need to stop gaberdine-ing about it Aerows Jun 2013 #64

I quite cotton to ruffles. But not the unnecessary ones. They're just tacky. DevonRex Jun 2013 #57

Settle down now..I'm sure we can get this all ironed out. notadmblnd Jun 2013 #87

You can't starch this one up Aerows Jun 2013 #88

Darn it! You got me. notadmblnd Jun 2013 #90

Yep. :pulls britches up: Aerows Jun 2013 #92

Oh, damask! If we can't fix this, I'm a frayed ... pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #93

LMFAO! Aerows Jun 2013 #96

This is the second best one Aerows Jun 2013 #101

Extra bonus... pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #113

OMFG Aerows Jun 2013 #117

That won't do any good. kentauros Jun 2013 #94

I'd add oil to the machine Aerows Jun 2013 #98

We've torn the 'Net. kentauros Jun 2013 #104

It may be too late for fishnet pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #119

I have mohair on my chintz. kentauros Jun 2013 #122

When you're loden with mohair on your chintz... pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #126

Okay, I'm doing the silent laugh-wheeze here! kentauros Jun 2013 #127

you two Aerows Jun 2013 #143

FFS Aerows Jun 2013 #145

We've all been piling on so high. kentauros Jun 2013 #147

Nobody told me we were doing rugs now. Why didn't you textile me? nt pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #148

I thought we were naturally mauveine in that direction. kentauros Jun 2013 #149

How could I be angora at you? pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #150

Thank godet! kentauros Jun 2013 #152

I was just afwaid of being weft behind. nt pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #154

Oh haberdasher! kentauros Jun 2013 #155

Good! I didn't want to cause a tassel. pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #156

LOL! Aerows Jun 2013 #151

I had to cut a rug somehow! kentauros Jun 2013 #153

This thread will obviously Aerows Jun 2013 #157

It will just keep Melton away into the sunset pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #160

You've called me onto the carpet enough Aerows Jun 2013 #161

You elected cotton! He shrinks when it rains. Dash87 Jun 2013 #7

What kind of Christian doesn't know that "God" is capitalized? Baitball Blogger Jun 2013 #9

lol. Whisp Jun 2013 #10

rofl Jamastiene Jun 2013 #11

R#7 & K for, wingnut spelling always good for a good bwah-HAH!1 UTUSN Jun 2013 #14

Ok, so we elected satin. So what? He's an American and was a legal party nominee. kestrel91316 Jun 2013 #15

Don't blame me ... I voted for Taffeta meegbear Jun 2013 #16

That guy's a wooly-headed loom NBachers Jun 2013 #17

geez heaven05 Jun 2013 #22

. a real crepe. . .n/t annabanana Jun 2013 #23

Okay Aerows Jun 2013 #33

He wanted Velveeta but all he got was velvet... Shrike47 Jun 2013 #18

Hahahahahahaha!!! SATIN!? Rex Jun 2013 #19

Of course we did. He was cool and smooth as silk. Lone_Star_Dem Jun 2013 #20

Satin, get thee in office Blue Owl Jun 2013 #25

off to the greatest threads page Enrique Jun 2013 #27

Who did what now?? AsahinaKimi Jun 2013 #28

LMFAO! Aerows Jun 2013 #41

He's toast I tell ya toast DainBramaged Jun 2013 #31

What about Satin doncha understand MORANS!!!! (n/t) dorkzilla Jun 2013 #35

Y'all need to stop Aerows Jun 2013 #42

What a bunch of Seersuckers! Dollface Jun 2013 #43

I prefer cotton and linen. marmar Jun 2013 #44

False... tarheelsunc Jun 2013 #47

heh SammyWinstonJack Jun 2013 #59

This thread has me crying Aerows Jun 2013 #91

It does have a high thread count, doesn't it? kentauros Jun 2013 #110

Barrump-bump! calimary Jun 2013 #164

i know there is a ACCENT issue in the south. pansypoo53219 Jun 2013 #49

Those racists ...... GraniteDem Jun 2013 #50

Welcome to DU, GraniteDem! calimary Jun 2013 #165

This message was self-deleted by its author stevenleser Jun 2013 #74

Do you suppose he bought those custom decals Progressive dog Jun 2013 #76

We'll isn't that special stevenleser Jun 2013 #77

This thread wool go down in history pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #78

Obama sleeps on satin shits! Whisp Jun 2013 #79

What does Obama say before he goes to sleep? kentauros Jun 2013 #100

Laughed out loud at that one. Congrats! Shrike47 Jun 2013 #102

Then Dark Lord's favorite song. Lint Head Jun 2013 #80

U Madras Bro? pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #82

May be he is French. 'IN' sounds like "AN" with nasal "N" SergeyDovlatov Jun 2013 #83

And, Silk Willy! Tierra_y_Libertad Jun 2013 #84

Well, at least we didn't elect Statin kentauros Jun 2013 #85

We did elect satin, kentauros Jun 2013 #97

Aw yeah. TalkingDog Jun 2013 #107

Ooo, slick. Huh, I notice "god" is lower case also. uppityperson Jun 2013 #105

What a lacy ass! bravenak Jun 2013 #106

And God won't appliqué that tapestry with a silkscreen, either! kentauros Jun 2013 #109

He macramade a big meshtake. bravenak Jun 2013 #115

Darn! My brain is unraveling. kentauros Jun 2013 #118

I'm usually pretty Lamé I'm surah. bravenak Jun 2013 #124

Moire! Moire! Don't stop there! It would be crewel to stop there! Squinch Jun 2013 #111

Twill be your undoing then. kentauros Jun 2013 #112

You are right. I shantung go on. Squinch Jun 2013 #114

Death please. kentauros Jun 2013 #116

I thought you had weft already. Squinch Jun 2013 #123

So my choice is "or death?" kentauros Jun 2013 #125

ROFL!!!! calimary Jun 2013 #166

Great thread, thanks to all the punny people who posted. Scuba Jun 2013 #128

Can this thread get any Worcester? I'm a frayed knot. pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #129

My inability to pun has left me in a state of pique'. Shrike47 Jun 2013 #130

What's the call of the African (or European) swallows in "MP and the Holy Grail?" kentauros Jun 2013 #132

Macrame pun ability is failing me, too. Hissyspit Jun 2013 #133

I can't Crimplene pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #138

Couldn't have accomplished it without getting out HIS SPANDEX votes. Hissyspit Jun 2013 #141

LOL! pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #142

I thought we elected the second coming of Linen. nt Tommy_Carcetti Jun 2013 #131

Is that picture from early 2001? Motown_Johnny Jun 2013 #134

I FELT there was something evil about him. Hissyspit Jun 2013 #135

He's so plush, though. kentauros Jun 2013 #137

And now, a message from the Queen... pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #136

I prefer Rayon to Satin. L0oniX Jun 2013 #139

Ronny Rayon? kentauros Jun 2013 #140

Oh don't even go there. L0oniX Jun 2013 #144

Don't worry. kentauros Jun 2013 #146

I think tonight I'll watch kentauros Jun 2013 #158

Or perhaps... pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #162

Another great one, kentauros Jun 2013 #167

In that case--for your listening pleasure... pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #168

Thank you :) kentauros Jun 2013 #169

Will the last one leaving the end of the punnel turn off the lampas, please? pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #163

K n R n/t JimDandy Jun 2013 #172

A man of the Cloth! tblue Jun 2013 #173

I saw a personalized plate recently that said "HAILS8N" Flying Squirrel Jun 2013 #174

I think we're approaching a 200 thread count!! Sancho Jun 2013 #175

Speaking from the kitteh's purrspective TexasTowelie Jun 2013 #176

Dupioni this thread?? Manifestor_of_Light Jun 2013 #177

How dare you acetate the situation? TexasTowelie Jun 2013 #178

I pleat guilty. kentauros Jun 2013 #179

I knew it! Some argued you're innocent but I wasn't suede. pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #180

This thread warrprayer Jun 2013 #183

Satin Sheets QC Jun 2013 #185