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gulliver

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14. Satan Offers Snowden Asylum in Hell

Reply to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Tue Jul 9, 2013, 07:42 PM

Jul 2013

"Satan is bravely confronting authoritarianism with this bold move!" — Glenn Greenwald.

"The Prince of Darkness is a 99-Percenter!" — The Guardian Editors

Reached for comment, Satan (R) reiterated the offer, but said that Snowden "needs to find a way to get here."

Progressives everywhere announced support for the plan.

"If Snowden goes to Hell, I'm fine with that," said one.

"Yes, he'll be free of American hegemony then," said another.

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Satan approves of Snowden. [View all] Ichingcarpenter Jul 2013 OP

No, this is what's next LordGlenconner Jul 2013 #1

hahaha Cali_Democrat Jul 2013 #6

Go for the flattop!! nt longship Jul 2013 #8

Yep, wondering what smear is next. Perhaps Snowden, the anti-christ? quinnox Jul 2013 #2

Yes, little did the idiot know Ichingcarpenter Jul 2013 #5

He holds up the toll lane to pay in nickels! DirkGently Jul 2013 #11

Old stuff Progressive dog Jul 2013 #18

Don't talk about my great-uncle that way! randome Jul 2013 #3

Snowden is Saddam Hussein, OBL, and Kim Jong Il together in one body. Apophis Jul 2013 #4

Ghengis Khan, Hitler and Stalin AND Evil space monster Rex Jul 2013 #7

And he kicked a puppy. Apophis Jul 2013 #15

Twice. Rex Jul 2013 #19

Snowden is secretly plotting ways to ruin Christmas for the little boys and girls. Dash87 Jul 2013 #9

Hitler loved dogs. Therefore, dogs suck. n/t DirkGently Jul 2013 #10

Houston or North Korea? That's a pretty wild website you've found there muriel_volestrangler Jul 2013 #12

Or the Salem witch trials. n/t Cleita Jul 2013 #13

Satan Offers Snowden Asylum in Hell gulliver Jul 2013 #14

Lol treestar Jul 2013 #16

According to Beck both names start with an S so of course he is Satan. L0oniX Jul 2013 #17