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In reply to the discussion: If You Can't See The Similarities in This.. [View all]Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)I mean take the basic premise of this one here.
God created a person in a garden, then yanked a rib out of the person to make another person wh was female. They wander around the garden, until a talking snake convinces the female to eat the magic fruit that God put right there to be all like "this is super magic fruit but don't eat because boojum boojum boojum!" so she chows down, passes some to her boyfrien, and the first thing they nitice was "holy shit our crotches are showing!" And because of this mankind is cursed ot suffer through life only to be cast into an eternity of anguish in the afterlife, unless we accept the immortal being's sacrificing itself to itself in order to alleviate a curse that it levie and wouldn't have been a problem in the first place if he weren't such a dick.
If you can believe that with a straight face, everything else must come pretty easily.