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72. i don't know what passes for brains in her

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Mon Jul 21, 2014, 10:49 PM

Jul 2014

head but what's in my head says what's inside her head is miniature golf on video.

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Sarah Palin: "God doesn't drive parked cars" [View all] shenmue Jul 2014 OP

And when god does drive, he runs over motorcyclists. hobbit709 Jul 2014 #1

I think the real question is... Wait Wut Jul 2014 #2

Someone help her. Her family is sitting by watching teh stupid . SummerSnow Jul 2014 #3

From time to time I have spoken fluent gibberish but damned if I know. CBGLuthier Jul 2014 #4

Fluent gibberish, you made me laugh out loud, good for you randys1 Jul 2014 #11

So have I awoke_in_2003 Jul 2014 #70

Hmmmm. *I* also do not drive parked cars. Therefore, I guess, I am God. tblue37 Jul 2014 #5

Dear God, in your light and power we are humbled... SidDithers Jul 2014 #29

What she means to say is tblue37 Jul 2014 #42

Nobody does treestar Jul 2014 #64

You mean you also don't drive parked cars? tblue37 Jul 2014 #75

I do. ieoeja Jul 2014 #95

I think I've got it TlalocW Jul 2014 #6

The Lottery Ticket Joke jakeXT Jul 2014 #14

I think you're right lovemydog Jul 2014 #17

"So don't park your Clown Car." eShirl Jul 2014 #7

3.14 sarisataka Jul 2014 #8

WTF Aerows Jul 2014 #9

It sounds like frogmarch Jul 2014 #10

She must be talking to the same God who told Michele Bachmann to run for president. herding cats Jul 2014 #12

That WAS the explanation! immoderate Jul 2014 #13

Idiot. Capt. Obvious Jul 2014 #15

This... yuiyoshida Jul 2014 #90

She speaks in tounges The Wizard Jul 2014 #16

She's channeling Joyce Meyers KentuckyWoman Jul 2014 #79

reminds me of the philoso/joke. Could God make a burrito so spicy that God couldn't eat it? NightWatcher Jul 2014 #18

mmmmmmmmmmm... unionthug777 Jul 2014 #19

I Googled that sentence, thinking I'd see LiberalElite Jul 2014 #20

Apparently Limbaugh asked her what the hell it meant DeadLetterOffice Jul 2014 #32

To which I say LiberalElite Jul 2014 #35

You are most welcome. (I often say thank Me about that, too.) tblue37 Jul 2014 #43

HA! LiberalElite Jul 2014 #46

Repo Man Does n2doc Jul 2014 #21

In heaven, there's a tree-shaped air freshener in every car Blue Owl Jul 2014 #73

All these people who know what God is saying and doing at all times aint_no_life_nowhere Jul 2014 #22

Well, the thing is, He keeps you guessing jberryhill Jul 2014 #31

It is "God doesn't play dice with the universe" for morons. Motown_Johnny Jul 2014 #23

Word Salad! It's what's for dinner! FSogol Jul 2014 #24

God doesn't drive parked dinner salads, either. nt tblue37 Jul 2014 #49

I imagine it's a variant of "God helps those who help themselves," but it reminded petronius Jul 2014 #25

and God the most interesting man in the Heavens....says... VanillaRhapsody Jul 2014 #26

Why are you so sure God is a man? nt tblue37 Jul 2014 #50

It was a parody..... VanillaRhapsody Jul 2014 #67

Oh--I have never seen them. nt tblue37 Jul 2014 #68

I think he parked mine one cold night. liberal N proud Jul 2014 #27

Something about Pope Photo-Op's Renault?....nt SidDithers Jul 2014 #28

Loose nut behind the wheel jberryhill Jul 2014 #30

Nobody drives parked cars krispos42 Jul 2014 #33

Unless they're driving on a parkway. Or parking on a driveway. Or something. n/t DeadLetterOffice Jul 2014 #34

Or bringing cargo by ship... or a shipment by car. krispos42 Jul 2014 #39

The panties/bra thing... Jamastiene Jul 2014 #47

He he he! krispos42 Jul 2014 #89

And nobody pilots a docked ship or a chocked plane, either. krispos42 Jul 2014 #36

As Palin continues to totally break from reality! n/t RKP5637 Jul 2014 #37

Mmm pie... nomorenomore08 Jul 2014 #38

This poll needs a "bunny with pancake" option n/t krispos42 Jul 2014 #40

Here you are :) shenmue Jul 2014 #45

Yup, that would be perfect. Jamastiene Jul 2014 #48

Er, uhm, she is officially babbling now. Jamastiene Jul 2014 #41

when God drives, i'm sure he rolls coal!!!!!!!!!! Takket Jul 2014 #44

Even Franklin, the electronic translator manufacturer GP6971 Jul 2014 #51

Does dog even have a drivers license? mysuzuki2 Jul 2014 #52

I can see the used car lot from my back porch? 2pooped2pop Jul 2014 #53

I'm going for the pie because I have no clue TBF Jul 2014 #54

She means "god can't be trusted to handle things" daleo Jul 2014 #55

There's a semi-coherent thought in this pile of word salad. Eugene Jul 2014 #56

"The day paradise put up a parking lot" aint_no_life_nowhere Jul 2014 #57

Nobody drives a parked car. You can't drive a parked car The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2014 #58

It's parked because God had to pee... abakan Jul 2014 #91

The first quote I've ever seen of hers I agree with. gollygee Jul 2014 #59

Lack of parking spaces in heaven for the Godmobile? Tierra_y_Libertad Jul 2014 #60

I pray for the day she begins to speak in semaphore Half-Century Man Jul 2014 #61

Okay, we've gotten to the point NastyRiffraff Jul 2014 #62

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college. NuclearDem Jul 2014 #63

Sarah Palin's health club must be IHOP, too! Initech Jul 2014 #88

Ask John McCain. GeorgeGist Jul 2014 #65

She's talking about Palin shit. nt Jamaal510 Jul 2014 #66

I think Sarah is really the one responsible for most of those Engrish dot com signs. Scuba Jul 2014 #69

I don't know... awoke_in_2003 Jul 2014 #71

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz awoke_in_2003 Jul 2014 #74

i don't know what passes for brains in her knownow Jul 2014 #72

I'm sorry, but wtf is that idiot on about? smirkymonkey Jul 2014 #76

So what kind of car... MoonchildCA Jul 2014 #77

She's right. God is the co-pilot KentuckyWoman Jul 2014 #78

Jabberwocky IcyPeas Jul 2014 #80

Well, God might not drive... 3catwoman3 Jul 2014 #81

Pie - pie with lots and lots of nuts . . . hatrack Jul 2014 #82

God doesn't cook with an unplugged toaster nt d_r Jul 2014 #83

Juanita Jean also wants to know what this term means Gothmog Jul 2014 #84

To me , her voice is like nails across a chalkboard KinMd Jul 2014 #85

Sounds like she's been catching parked cars again. n/t winter is coming Jul 2014 #86

Time to put the Denver Boot on Sarah for her unpaid violations NBachers Jul 2014 #87

In the clip, she also says that Obama wants to play God. Jim Lane Jul 2014 #92

In what respect, Sarah? KamaAina Jul 2014 #93

That's right, Sarah! Get in that car of yours and floor it! Like this: Arugula Latte Jul 2014 #94