Arizona Tea Party senator: Church service should be mandatory to push ‘moral rebirth’

[Journeyman]

1. Do we get to pick which church Sen. Sylvia Allen must attend? . . .

I nominate her for "The Church of Euthanasia."

The Church of Euthanasia (CoE), is a political organization started by the Reverend Chris Korda (pictured below) in the Boston, Massachusetts area of the United States.

According to the church’s website, it is “a non-profit educational foundation devoted to restoring balance between Humans and the remaining species on Earth.”

The CoE uses sermons, music, culture jamming, publicity stunts and direct action combined with an underlying sense of satire and black humor to highlight Earth’s unsustainable population.

The CoE is notorious for its conflicts with Pro-life Christian activists. According to the church’s website, the one commandment is “Thou shalt not procreate”. The CoE further asserts four principal pillars: suicide, abortion, cannibalism (“strictly limited to consumption of the already dead”), and sodomy (“any sexual act not intended for procreation”).

Slogans employed by the group include “Save the Planet, Kill Yourself”, “Six Billion Humans Can’t Be Wrong”, and “Eat a Queer Fetus for Jesus”, all of which are intended to mix inflammatory issues to unnerve those who oppose abortion and homosexuality.