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rurallib

(62,474 posts) Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:37 PM Apr 2015

Anyone here chosen to turn gay today? [View all]

Note: the following poll is intended to be humorous.
If you do not find this humorous, please confront yourself in a mirror

7 votes, 0 passes \| Time left: Unlimited
	Yes, I did
	2 (29%)
	Yes, but I am changing back tommorrow
	1 (14%)
	Just shopping
	1 (14%)
	No, but make me an offer
	2 (29%)
	Not today, but maybe bi and bi
	1 (14%)
	I am heterosexual for the pizza
	0 (0%)
	not telling
	0 (0%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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Anyone here chosen to turn gay today? [View all] rurallib Apr 2015 OP

I usually turn gay midway through the afternoon when Ellen comes on, then back to hetero NoJusticeNoPeace Apr 2015 #1

It's actually pretty common... TeeYiYi Apr 2015 #34

I thought I would wait until Sunday. HappyMe Apr 2015 #2

gay MFM008 Apr 2015 #3

Being gay is not a choice. KMOD Apr 2015 #4

That's what my Gay friend told me at work! ismnotwasm Apr 2015 #6

isn't there a vaccine? Or did the international anti-vaxer group kill it? rurallib Apr 2015 #8

The Gay Vaccines are in clinical trials in Indiana ismnotwasm Apr 2015 #11

Today I am happy..... sdfernando Apr 2015 #5

Sure. Wednesday is hump day. TheCowsCameHome Apr 2015 #7

no, but I haven't been to prison today mythology Apr 2015 #9

Choose? It's not so much a choose as a reaction to environment. Like chameleons. KittyWampus Apr 2015 #10

I did this morning long enough to have sex with myself. ieoeja Apr 2015 #12

now that's a good one! CTyankee Apr 2015 #19

You meet a better class of people that way. lol nt clarice Apr 2015 #40

You know when You are Bi... yuiyoshida Apr 2015 #13

No, but I did experiment with being a panromantic asexual for a couple of hours. Comrade Grumpy Apr 2015 #14

Thought about it... SomethingFishy Apr 2015 #15

Can it really be a choice because in order to be gay you have to dedicate your life... joeybee12 Apr 2015 #16

I thought Satan was jsut an added bonus rurallib Apr 2015 #17

Oh no, he's in control of everything...gays, abortion, Nancy Pelosi...nt joeybee12 Apr 2015 #23

Just for the superpowers. NuclearDem Apr 2015 #18

Someone has to explain the turning process first. I heard Pope Pat the First say it will lead to Rex Apr 2015 #20

No, but I am considering cross dressing in Denison Texas. Downwinder Apr 2015 #21

...figured to myself how hard can this be? Sheepshank Apr 2015 #22

No Just Happy...but not Gay! Stallion Apr 2015 #24

still gay irisblue Apr 2015 #25

they need to upgrade the incentives; toaster ovens just are not enough Skittles Apr 2015 #26

You have to remember it comes with a toaster oven cover jeff47 Apr 2015 #27

I'm hoping for a tea kettle. Sheldon Cooper Apr 2015 #35

I was wondering treestar Apr 2015 #28

I think the key here is that Pat needed more time to raise more money rurallib Apr 2015 #29

oh shoot, I wanted to click on more than one choice! 2banon Apr 2015 #30

I thought about it mercuryblues Apr 2015 #31

I was thinking about it yesterday KamaAina Apr 2015 #32

I'm thinking about choosing to turn Mongolian this evening. nt Zorra Apr 2015 #33

Not today, but there's always tomorrow. nt ohnoyoudidnt Apr 2015 #36

Speaking of humorous. This song about gay marriage is hilarious. Liberal Veteran Apr 2015 #37

sort of like zombies but they don't want to eat you rurallib Apr 2015 #38

AND I've decided to become Black, Hispanic and an immigrant just to piss of the GOP. n/t pampango Apr 2015 #39

now that is going the extra mile! rurallib Apr 2015 #41