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edbermac

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8. Yeah, they didn't steal the Jets playbook.

Reply to GummyBearz (Original post)

Tue Sep 8, 2015, 10:54 PM

Sep 2015

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—The New England Patriots have found themselves at the epicenter of a new controversy amid a published report that they never bothered to steal the playbook of the New York Jets.

According to the report, the Patriots soundly defeated the Jets multiple times without access to any inside information about the New York team’s offense or defense.

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Responding to a reporter’s question on the matter, Belichick gave a typically terse response, saying only that he was unaware that the Jets had a playbook.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report

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Oh those silly patriots make the headlines again... [View all] GummyBearz Sep 2015 OP

Yawnnnnnnnnnn Marrah_G Sep 2015 #1

So GummyBearz Sep 2015 #4

Cheatriots, how adorable, did you make that up all by yourself? Marrah_G Sep 2015 #5

Its pretty common GummyBearz Sep 2015 #6

Nah Marrah_G Sep 2015 #7

Cheaters gonna cheat. octoberlib Sep 2015 #2

Brady is an arrogant POS. Hope karma catches up to that guy. nt Logical Sep 2015 #3

Yeah, they didn't steal the Jets playbook. edbermac Sep 2015 #8