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underpants

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Mon Sep 14, 2015, 10:35 PM Sep 2015

How WILL the Muslims invade? [View all]


9 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
From the North - long beards, long rifles. Blend right in.
1 (11%)
From the South - massive group capable of beating the U.S. military juggernaut.. probably go unnoticed.
0 (0%)
Boats and airplanes - seized in the Bermuda Triangle era, probably stockpiled in Cuba.
1 (11%)
Soccer
1 (11%)
Prison - ever growing numbers. Very popular. HUGE! GREAT! Step#2 - getting out.
1 (11%)
Choice 6
1 (11%)
The Internet.
0 (0%)
Tunneling. Oklahoma. Avoid the fracking lines, blame the earthquakes on them.
1 (11%)
From the West - time zone thing. The media won't notice it for hours.
0 (0%)
It's going to be like Red Dawn. Attack on Friday night DURING the football game.
3 (33%)
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How WILL the Muslims invade? [View all] underpants Sep 2015 OP
I remember a comic from the Ronald Reagan era . . . Journeyman Sep 2015 #1
it was Harlingen where the FSLN was to attack and Roger Staubach who'd kick them out MisterP Sep 2015 #6
Definitely during the friday night lights! nt LostOne4Ever Sep 2015 #2
that one cracked me up big_dog Sep 2015 #14
On little cat feet. WinkyDink Sep 2015 #3
All empires get toppled at some point Marrah_G Sep 2015 #4
Davenports and punting on 3rd down underpants Sep 2015 #7
Don't want to rush you or anything, just surrender when you're ready. NuclearDem Sep 2015 #12
Will there be bacon? Marrah_G Sep 2015 #16
Yeah but the beer sucks underpants Sep 2015 #19
You cook the bacon and I'll pick up a six of Guiness :) Marrah_G Sep 2015 #29
Yeah there will, however it will be from the wrong side of the pig. Glassunion Sep 2015 #25
Oh noes... jmowreader Sep 2015 #32
It will be a struggle Marrah_G Sep 2015 #37
The biggest struggle will be learning the lyrics to the Hockey Night in Canada theme song jmowreader Sep 2015 #38
~shudders~ Marrah_G Sep 2015 #42
Those of us in Minnesota could leave the back door open a crack one night hifiguy Sep 2015 #44
By camel, obviously. Flotillas are forming now off the West Coast of Africa. cheapdate Sep 2015 #5
During hurricane season underpants Sep 2015 #8
Model trains shenmue Sep 2015 #9
Other - They will be dressed as Killer Klowns from Outer Space. nt NutmegYankee Sep 2015 #10
That's Republicans. There's a difference. jmowreader Sep 2015 #40
JoAnn Fabrics will have a muslin sale KentuckyWoman Sep 2015 #11
Ah, the old one letter change trick underpants Sep 2015 #20
Explosive squirrel artillery. NuclearDem Sep 2015 #13
No response underpants Sep 2015 #21
Which is exactly why the invasion will be a success! NuclearDem Sep 2015 #26
On air on Fox News. First the terrorists will burka the blondes. PufPuf23 Sep 2015 #15
Other Hayduke Bomgarte Sep 2015 #17
You Forgot To Mention . . . ProfessorGAC Sep 2015 #18
Uber. spanone Sep 2015 #22
LOL underpants Sep 2015 #23
Wait for a horrible war then pretend to be refugees. Thankfully conservatives see right through pampango Sep 2015 #24
Wolverines! mahatmakanejeeves Sep 2015 #27
ahh, I remember when the Republicans said we needed to give the Taliban more money MisterP Sep 2015 #36
Choice 6 for the win! muriel_volestrangler Sep 2015 #28
:-) underpants Sep 2015 #34
choice 6 already here watch cnn tommorrow night dembotoz Sep 2015 #52
south DustyJoe Sep 2015 #30
parachuting ninjas Johonny Sep 2015 #31
I thought we blew up the Magic monkey bars underpants Sep 2015 #33
Ten minutes of waxing the car and painting the fence Johonny Sep 2015 #35
Actually that is true underpants Sep 2015 #48
But you also need a rockin' musical montage to go with that work... haele Sep 2015 #50
hidden in fast food packaging olddots Sep 2015 #39
Well we just have to shake it off underpants Sep 2015 #41
We'll never see them coming. bluedigger Sep 2015 #43
We could always fight back with Frank Zappa's proposed Aerosol Pork Grenades: hifiguy Sep 2015 #45
Northrop Gruman's low bid was $12M per pig shooter underpants Sep 2015 #47
I think the latter is a better deal. hifiguy Sep 2015 #49
Through Politically Correct Homosexual Commie Atheist planes Oneironaut Sep 2015 #46
They'll invade from the South--and Snidely Whiplash will join them and invade from Canada... First Speaker Sep 2015 #51
Hidden in packages of hummus. kwassa Sep 2015 #53
by infiltrating Sesame Street and slowly warping the minds of the future Bucky Sep 2015 #54
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