#BundyEroticFanFic (50 Shades of Camo with Ammon and the gang) [View all]

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colin meloy
?@colinmeloy

"Jason pressed Jed against a rack of "Birds of Oregon" books; his breath was sweet with jerky. Somewhere, an egret cried" #bundyeroticfanfic

LaVoy waited anxiously under his cold blue tarp. Who would be the first among his brethren to ease the ache in his loins? #bundyeroticfanfic


Ammon's and Jed's passion smoldered, like 50,000 acres of illegally backburned Federal grazing land. #BundyEroticFanFic

"I don't want the gov'ment's hands all over my freedom" Cletus whispered. "What about these hands?" said Ammon raggedly #bundyeroticfanfic

Bundy rested his hands on his belt, framing his crotch. "Government ain't the only thing that's too big 'round here." #bundyeroticfanfic

Steamy #BundyEroticFanFic imagines what happens in militias after dark http://on.mash.to/1Z8ghP8
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BobKincaid ?@BobKincaid Jan 7

Michael in Madison told me about #BundyEroticFanFic last night. They’re like Lay’s: nobody can read just one.
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"But they'll hear us," Ammon whispered breathlessly. "No, they will not," Jason replied, "I'm using a silencer." #bundyeroticfanfic #fb
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Liandre ?@canunderum Jan 7

"I want you to take me like Obama takes our freedoms," Jed whispered.
The sound of a Carhartt zipper was his only reply. #bundyeroticfanfic

"Did you bring condoms?" Jed whispered. "Not to worry, we're protected by the 1st and 2nd Amendment" Ammon replied. #bundyeroticfanfic
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Ammon exercised his right to Jed's bare arms, stroking his fingers lightly down until he reached Jed's loaded weapon. #bundyeroticfanfic


"Sieze me!" Ammon moaned, "Set my fertile grassland aflame, and I shall pursue no recourse!"
#bundyeroticfanfic
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Remittance Girl ?@remittancegirl Jan 6

#bundyeroticfanfic
Ammon hesitated. “Isn’t this against the laws of nature?”

“Laws?” panted Dwight, “We make our own laws, Ammon."
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@colinmeloy Ammon ran a hand through Ryan's hair, then eased him down, whispering "I grant you unlimited grazing rights." #bundyeroticfanfic