Scalia's death has stalled a coup plot. [View all]

[lagomorph777]

The right are desperately trying to get the momentum back so they can drive a final stake through the heart of our democracy. With Scalia's help, they legalized bribery (Citizens United) and eliminated our voting rights (Shelby County v. Holder). They were about one case away from the final, permanent takeover of our government.

Now they are grieving and angry that their trusted radical activist justice is gone. They will do anything to install another puppet.

I propose a plan to cheer them up. Righties love to hunt. Let's tie down some mountain gorillas and snow leopards at the Cibolo Creek Ranch, and send Roberts, Alito, Thomas, and "Sharpshooter Dick" Cheney down there in a small plane. 'Cause hunting with Sharpshooter Dick is a ton of fun. Just ask Harry Whittington or Antonin Scalia!