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Nevernose

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8. Why, if I weren't playing golf right now
Sat Jun 9, 2012, 09:38 AM
Jun 2012

...on my private island, using the bronzed heads of mummified Egyptians kittens as golf balls, I'd have have half a mind to let my chauffeur drive my butler into the city so my butler could engage Mr. Cavuto pugilistically. Perhaps instead I'll have a pair of my Charlize Theron clones give me a foot massage.

Thank you, teacher's union, for allowing me to live in such a manor!

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