"What the hell are all those women doing? Wasn't the inauguration yesterday?"

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18. Something occured to me yesterday

John Adams once wrote to his wife that he thought Washington was thinking this at his inauguration, "He seemed to enjoy a triumph over me. Methought I heard him think, 'Ay! I am fairly out and you are fairly in! See which of us will be the happiest!'"

I am kind of wondering if maybe Mrs. Clinton kind of felt some relief yesterday that Donald J. Putinfluffer was the one up there taking the oath. Don't get me wrong, I wish to Christ that she had been the one taking the oath, not that fornicate face. I mean now she can go back to a semi-private life now and not have to be on 24/7 as President. The giant orange tapeworm, on the other hand, he's in the hot seat now. Every move he makes will be watched and will face well deserved criticism.

And he doesn't look all that happy to be in there now. Well Donnie Dumbfornicate, you made that bed now go lie in it.