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SonofDonald

(2,050 posts) Thu Oct 5, 2017, 03:09 PM Oct 2017

I met a trumpanista today, and it didn't go well [View all]

Was just at Albertsons, I asked a girl if they had those trump troll dolls, she said they were all sold out and good luck finding one.

She then asked if I was a fan of dumpf, I said no, I want one to tie to the pair of blue silicone testicles hanging from the back bumper of my truck......

Ooooo did I get a look, I then asked where the air fresheners were, she says aisle 13, I said you know I was just in aisle 13, the one full of candy from end to end.

She turned and walked away.

I love it when a plan comes together.

I could have reported her to management I suppose, but her little dumpf dream is coming to an end soon enough, that's a gift that'll keep on giving.

And the look on her face when I described what I wanted the troll for?.

PRICELESS

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I met a trumpanista today, and it didn't go well [View all] SonofDonald Oct 2017 OP

Trump troll dolls? cwydro Oct 2017 #1

Sold at Wally World and all fine retail establshments (Amazon?) packman Oct 2017 #11

I wonder if it would be as big of a failure as President as Trump is. nt cstanleytech Oct 2017 #22

has better hair crazycatlady Oct 2017 #32

Damn! Wish I had known. I would've gotten one, esp since I HAVE one troll doll already. Honeycombe8 Oct 2017 #46

What plan is coming together here? Bothering people? Bonx Oct 2017 #2

All the poster did was ask about where an item was, how is that bothering people? Eliot Rosewater Oct 2017 #28

Not just bothering people but bothering them while they are at work. Where thay can't be themselves harun Oct 2017 #62

The item is sold at Walmart online as - President Trump "Troll" womanofthehills Oct 2017 #68

How is asking for something bothering some sales person? lunatica Oct 2017 #87

Because it isn't an Alberston's employees job to find Troll Dolls harun Oct 2017 #88

Not following your plan Dreamer Tatum Oct 2017 #3

IT's a great story...bro heaven05 Oct 2017 #53

Calling out weird jackass moves isn't defending Trump Dreamer Tatum Oct 2017 #66

I hate these guesswhatIsaidaren'tIclever posts. nt B2G Oct 2017 #4

You have to admire the way they stood up to that Aisle 13 LIE, though. Dreamer Tatum Oct 2017 #5

For sure. B2G Oct 2017 #12

Lol! cwydro Oct 2017 #65

"I love it when a plan comes together." Not Ruth Oct 2017 #6

"The Plan" was to have them feel a little dismay SonofDonald Oct 2017 #16

I actually got it nt iluvtennis Oct 2017 #29

You never established that she was a "trumpanista" Dreamer Tatum Oct 2017 #69

I agree. The whole mentioning of the blue balls thing was just juvenile and uncooth. LuvLoogie Oct 2017 #77

Everybody's picking on this post, but I get it. byronius Oct 2017 #7

Love your idea! You could glue a money clip to those balls too! woodsprite Oct 2017 #8

Hmmm... Twisty Oct 2017 #9

juvenile jodymarie aimee Oct 2017 #10

I do volunteer SonofDonald Oct 2017 #17

not talking about volunteer work jodymarie aimee Oct 2017 #35

Cool story, bro. nt LexVegas Oct 2017 #13

TT doll ? Now I'm curious , this? lunasun Oct 2017 #14

OMG - I so want to unsee that. LOL. Vinca Oct 2017 #20

Perfect size of everything...........small turbinetree Oct 2017 #27

Since you're on an activist roll, here's a link- you can contribute to Nancy Pelosi's Victory Fund! NBachers Oct 2017 #15

I don't understand the negative reaction of some. bearssoapbox Oct 2017 #18

amen sister AmandaRuth Oct 2017 #21

Yes but then I found five more to put on full ignore SonofDonald Oct 2017 #24

Yes, ignore comes in handy bearssoapbox Oct 2017 #51

I have a GREAT sense of humor, even quirky, but if a stranger guy spoke to me WinkyDink Oct 2017 #59

And then the real whiner showed up SonofDonald Oct 2017 #60

Two on full ignore just this morning SonofDonald Oct 2017 #72

"Just want to start an argument" Dreamer Tatum Oct 2017 #73

Another bite, another ignored...... SonofDonald Oct 2017 #75

Another three ignored SonofDonald Oct 2017 #78

QFP incase you "kill the thread" Alea Oct 2017 #79

Also, pro tip Alea Oct 2017 #80

I don't know what QFP or iggy means SonofDonald Oct 2017 #82

Are you self projecting? SharonClark Oct 2017 #83

This brother agrees with your amen bearssoapbox Oct 2017 #50

You're a guy, amirite? WinkyDink Oct 2017 #58

You are correct sir! bearssoapbox Oct 2017 #84

Because we don't support needling people while their hands are tied. harun Oct 2017 #63

I like your story......did you ever find the drumf troll doll? AJT Oct 2017 #19

No yet, it's the bad traffic hour here SonofDonald Oct 2017 #26

call me naive but this is counterproductive long-term steve2470 Oct 2017 #23

Number six, calling number six.... SonofDonald Oct 2017 #25

Steve, I know you mean this in a positive way, but you know what, we cant promote Eliot Rosewater Oct 2017 #30

agreed steve2470 Oct 2017 #31

What I do is I have these LG headphones, earbuds on wires and i put them in and Eliot Rosewater Oct 2017 #33

"I'm assuming you actually did it" skypilot Oct 2017 #34

You couldn't ever report her- here's why- Sugar Smack Oct 2017 #36

I would not have reported her SonofDonald Oct 2017 #40

Sounds like your typical Trump supporter for sure. B2G Oct 2017 #45

"Yeah, you could tell she didn't mind by the way she was dressed/looked." linuxman Oct 2017 #71

Good to know you can judge "girls" by their tattoos. cwydro Oct 2017 #74

These days, you're probably right. nt 7962 Oct 2017 #42

TESTICLES is what my doctor calls them . stonecutter357 Oct 2017 #47

Yep, probably right in the Age of the Offended bluepen Oct 2017 #54

Get a trump voodoo doll... nocoincidences Oct 2017 #37

Now that's cool! N/T SonofDonald Oct 2017 #44

Actually, It Sounds Like It Did Go Well Leith Oct 2017 #38

Now, now. hadEnuf Oct 2017 #39

Good for you! Excellent 'Close Encounter of the Turd Kind!' MLAA Oct 2017 #41

Maybe she didn't care for you saying "testicles" in that context in front of her RhodeIslandOne Oct 2017 #43

Somewhere on another forum Alea Oct 2017 #48

OMG. B2G Oct 2017 #49

Wouldn't that be a poor little tattooed SonofDonald Oct 2017 #56

I'm guessing she thought you were a gross old guy, what with your crude "explanation." WinkyDink Oct 2017 #52

My thought as well. SharonClark Oct 2017 #57

I'm with you on that one. cwydro Oct 2017 #67

That was my first thought as well: if a total stranger told me he had petronius Oct 2017 #90

I'd rather trump mercuryblues Oct 2017 #55

Damn it all to Hell! Get your terminology right ProudLib72 Oct 2017 #61

It was a gag gift SonofDonald Oct 2017 #64

I don't have truck nutz. I just know about them ProudLib72 Oct 2017 #89

Cool story. cwydro Oct 2017 #70

she may have been offended by the blue silicone testicles virtualobserver Oct 2017 #76

You were considering reporting her to management for sending you to aisle 13 for air freshener? Not Ruth Oct 2017 #81

Girl? How old was she, 10? Marengo Oct 2017 #85

Sounds like the only troll was yourself, at least from what I read Maybe there was more to the story LiberalLovinLug Oct 2017 #86