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IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
By Evan Hurst - October 25, 2017 - 10:56am 494

https://wonkette.com/624773/it-doesnt-matter-who-paid-for-the-fucking-dossier-you-fucking-assholes#7MgEgWr6vkadQ6BF.99

BREAKING NEWS THAT IS SHOCKING TO EVERYONE WHO DOESN’T READ THE NEWSPAPER! You know the Steele Dossier, compiled by former MI6 spy Christopher Steele, who was contracted by Fusion GPS to compile oppo research way back during the campaign? That thing that alleges that Donald Trump’s campaign was engaged in a massive cover-up with Russia to influence/steal the 2016 election? Yes, that one! If you’ll remember, we learned recently that, though investigators haven’t verified every single thing in it, they haven’t debunked one single little thing about it!

During the Republican primary, Fusion GPS’s oppo research was funded by “a Republican” (Jeb! probably, unless it was the Mercers back when they were Ted Cruz backers), but once Trump won the nomination, “some Democrats” took over the funding. Steele was hired soon after. We learned this information from THE VERY FIRST NEWS STORY about the dossier, when it was broken by David Corn at Mother Jones on October 31, 2016:

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Meanwhile, as we are typing this, MSNBC is asking, “What does this mean for the Democrats? What does this mean for Robert Mueller’s investigation?”

NOTHING, YOU FUCKING IMBECILES. The story of the dossier always was that it was regular routine oppo research, and that the British spy Steele, in the course of his work, started finding all these Russian connections that made him go “WHOA IF TRUE.” So he kept investigating, and his research became known as the dossier. The fact his work was funded by Hillary people doesn’t mean piddly shit, since anybody who’s ever covered politics before (journalism fact coming, Maggie Haberman, you’ll want to take notes) knows that candidates aren’t funding oppo research to find FAKE NEWS on their opponents, they’re funding it to find REAL DIRT.

And Christopher Steele fucking found it.

So can you all kindly shut the fuck up, please and thank you?


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