Excited Crowd Outside Muellers Office Awaits First Arrest [View all]
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)A crowd estimated in the hundreds of thousands has gathered outside the office of Robert Mueller in eager anticipation of the special counsels first arrest in the Russia probe.
Minutes after news was leaked that charges had been filed, Americans from across the country descended on Muellers office to witness firsthand what many called the beginning of the end of the nightmare.
I cant believe this day has finally come, Carol Foyler, who drove from North Carolina, said. My husband is having surgery today, but I didnt want to miss this.
Although the gathering has been largely peaceful, isolated arguments have erupted over which member of Trumps circle the attendees would like Mueller to arrest first.
A faction shouting Don, Jr. started pushing and shoving another group chanting Jared before police intervened.
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