Hey Tennessee, this is what you voted for!!!

[lambchopp59]

15. Aw, but can't you just see the glory?

All those tax relief on the big bidnessessess will open up 10 million coal minin' jobs for the working class. Nevermind the deregulation coming that removes the black lung masks that they don't believe in anyway, the cancer care they won't afford, the global warming acceleration causing Oklahoma F6 tornadoes that will reach all the way to Tennessee eventually, after all, they'll be safe underground in the coal dust. Nevermind their unions will get busted up, so they can be paid a pittance, lose pension and benefits, live on vienna sausages and dollar store crackers. Nevermind the loss of funding to their public schools so the kids won't have the books to learn the lessons great-granpappy coal miner tol' them that book larnin' don't do ya no good no how no way. Nevermind the thousands upon thousands of lies Fox news will tell them ad nauseum to believe their shambled lives are still screwed up because Obama. And Dwonald Twump will still be their Nazi savior from all those terrible Muslim mexican transgender immigrant welfare queens stealing their jobs, uh, and... and... and...
Oh, fluck. I can't even continue to stomach more ironic ramble.