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In reply to the discussion: Trump says he might attend Russian military parade [View all]Martin Eden
(12,864 posts)Getting booed at the World Series and other recent events really has poor Donnie down in the dumps. He desperately wants to know if he will get a big parade for himself, so he consulted a psychic.
After studying the palm of Trump's hand and gazing into her crystal ball the psychic said "You will get your parade! It will be miles and miles long winding thru the nation's capitol. I see millions of joyful people lining the streets. All the people are cheering, joyful, and literally dancing in the streets. And you are riding in the most beautiful carriage."
Trump replied "That crystal ball is the greatest in the history of crystal balls! I'll have a HUGE shit-eatin grin on my face, right?"
The psychic answered, "That, I cannot see. The casket is closed."