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79. OK I know this is going to be weird comment

Reply to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)

Tue Oct 20, 2020, 01:55 AM

Oct 2020

None of the zoom meetings I have ever been on started to turn me on and made me think I needed to take a break and go masturbate. My Zoom meetings make me want to hit my head against the wall or slap myself across the face

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New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom call. [View all] Manifestor_of_Light Oct 2020 OP

He accurately portrayed the courts shelshaw Oct 2020 #1

Thread winner 👆 flibbitygiblets Oct 2020 #22

... SunSeeker Oct 2020 #48

Welcome to DU, shelshaw! calimary Oct 2020 #83

Message auto-removed Name removed Oct 2020 #2

Does it matter? uppityperson Oct 2020 #4

Message auto-removed Name removed Oct 2020 #14

As far as I can tell, neither. You want to know which party the "sickos" belong to. uppityperson Oct 2020 #17

He is a Democrat. patricia92243 Oct 2020 #20

But he was one of the Buttery Males critics when Hillary Clinton was running. spooky3 Oct 2020 #23

Too much talking about Buttery Males might lead a guy astray. Slippery slope & all. Hekate Oct 2020 #95

Buttery? Vaseline Or KY Jelly Works Better For That... Or So I've Heard! nt smb Oct 2020 #106

... FakeNoose Oct 2020 #114

Message auto-removed Name removed Oct 2020 #27

He's been a frequent guest on CNN. He's an astute lawyer who is vehemently anti-Trump. Earthshine2 Oct 2020 #24

Yes Lulu KC Oct 2020 #116

It's a loss for our side. Much like Weiner. I liked him too, until ... nt Earthshine2 Oct 2020 #118

Weiner had the double whammy Lulu KC Oct 2020 #125

Sort of neither. Supposedly a legal/constitutional expert/analyst. Anti-Trump by default because of RockRaven Oct 2020 #7

there's a 90% chance he was using the right hand and according to sex on the wrong brain theory certainot Oct 2020 #33

Gee, thanks Vice for being more specific than prior reports which used the euphemism "exposed" RockRaven Oct 2020 #3

Yeah, dayam, I thought he was simply nekkid Leghorn21 Oct 2020 #5

I thought he was needing to go to the bathroom. patricia92243 Oct 2020 #21

What a dope! I thought this was from " The Onion". apcalc Oct 2020 #6

Me too. WOW live love laugh Oct 2020 #127

Umm... cilla4progress Oct 2020 #8

Don't Fetish-Shame -- If Election Simulations Are His Thing, That's His Business smb Oct 2020 #107

"Masha Gessen as Trump...Yum!" (nt) klook Oct 2020 #129

At this point, he should just own up to it and make a living doing funny commercials. Beakybird Oct 2020 #9

Dancing with The Stars already contacted him Ponietz Oct 2020 #34

He must've had an election. TheCowsCameHome Oct 2020 #10

Had to read twice at first I thought it said they were having an election stimulation :) n/t ET Awful Oct 2020 #40

Erections have consequences. lagomorph777 Oct 2020 #51

Hee hee hee!!!! Beakybird Oct 2020 #53

Thread winner! Dark n Stormy Knight Oct 2020 #96

electile dysfunction trusty elf Oct 2020 #89

Wow! PJMcK Oct 2020 #11

... PoliticAverse Oct 2020 #12

Perfect - LOL!! n/t Chemisse Oct 2020 #29

LMAO !!! Progressive Jones Oct 2020 #77

Hahahahaha! Dark n Stormy Knight Oct 2020 #97

Classic! Evolve Dammit Oct 2020 #110

Thank you! n/t Lulu KC Oct 2020 #117

HA!!!!!! You nailed it! honest.abe Oct 2020 #122

Jeff did write an excellent book about hanging chads. soothsayer Oct 2020 #13

ROFL!!!!! calimary Oct 2020 #39

Another casualty of CV19's impact on society. Doubt we'll be seeing him Hoyt Oct 2020 #15

This is his third strike. n/t Ms. Toad Oct 2020 #130

Lordy ... there are taped backups ? dweller Oct 2020 #16

I dont think TheDemsshouldhireme Oct 2020 #18

WTF Deuxcents Oct 2020 #19

Do you have any evidence that Jeffrey Toobin wants to control women's reproductive issues? For what Doodley Oct 2020 #30

You simply cannot understand because you do not have said parts. MicaelS Oct 2020 #80

I'm a guy and I'm obviously missing out. Never derived pleasure from any scratching, never had to Doodley Oct 2020 #90

Shiiiiit, I'm masturbating right now... AllTooEasy Oct 2020 #86

And just like that, we have a new meaning to the word "multi-tasking"! flibbitygiblets Oct 2020 #25

Simple misunderstanding. He thought it was an erection simulation. dchill Oct 2020 #26

What's the big deal? It was obviously a mistake. Doodley Oct 2020 #28

Can you prove it was a mistake? What's to stop others from "oops, accidentally" doing this? flibbitygiblets Oct 2020 #72

Zooming can be dangerous MyMission Oct 2020 #82

Do you pee during face-to-face meetings? Ms. Toad Oct 2020 #131

Lol Rarely, and always with my video off MyMission Oct 2020 #134

Do you really think Toobin wanted this humiliation, and losing his lucrative gigs? That would be Doodley Oct 2020 #87

Maybe not. He did have an affair and didn't acknowledge the child from it. ancianita Oct 2020 #105

And you don't even get fired for that! Good to know. n/t Chemisse Oct 2020 #31

Let those who have not masturbated in their own homes cast the first stone. Midnight Writer Oct 2020 #32

Except he wasn't alone. He was participating on a Zoom call with other people. nt pnwmom Oct 2020 #35

He obviously didn't intend to invite them to his happy place. BlueStater Oct 2020 #37

spoken like someone who's never been sexually harassed in the workplace flibbitygiblets Oct 2020 #74

They were right to suspend him. BlueStater Oct 2020 #81

It was a mistake. We all make mistakes. Why the anger? Do you never make mistakes? Doodley Oct 2020 #91

If the call lasted more than four hours, he should consult his doctor. Orrex Oct 2020 #36

Brilliant, hahaha!!! Talitha Oct 2020 #64

Or how about this? maddogesq Oct 2020 #126

YUCK.... LovingA2andMI Oct 2020 #38

Really? Sucha NastyWoman Oct 2020 #101

Yes... LovingA2andMI Oct 2020 #128

What in the literal hell Dopers_Greed Oct 2020 #41

Not that stupid if your mind was wandering . . . Sucha NastyWoman Oct 2020 #102

OMG! ROFL Joinfortmill Oct 2020 #42

Election simulation turns into erection stimulation. Dysfunction City Oct 2020 #43

Gross Piasladic Oct 2020 #50

Welcome to DU, Dysfunction City! calimary Oct 2020 #55

If this happened to me I would pull a Howard Hughes & disappear for a few of decades. nt yaesu Oct 2020 #44

LOL ClearSky24 Oct 2020 #45

Welcome to DU, ClearSky24! calimary Oct 2020 #57

"a handful of other producers"? CaptainTruth Oct 2020 #46

Pee Wee Toobin. roamer65 Oct 2020 #47

What?...is that wrong? Cum on, we are in a pandemic. olddad65 Oct 2020 #49

I totally get it Piasladic Oct 2020 #52

Jeffrey Toobin's faux pas. calimary Oct 2020 #54

He's usually one of the more intelligent, watchable pundits AdamGG Oct 2020 #56

Aaaaaaand the Pulitzer prize slips through his fingers. n/t BadgerKid Oct 2020 #58

It might stick to his fingers. olddad65 Oct 2020 #62

Definitely a contender for the Putzpuller Prize though flibbitygiblets Oct 2020 #70

OMG WTF LittleGirl Oct 2020 #59

And it's not like his hormones were so raging that he couldn't wait Polybius Oct 2020 #60

Right? Old enough to know better. Sheesh eom LittleGirl Oct 2020 #63

i really thought this was The Onion. old man still acting like a teenager onetexan Oct 2020 #66

totally agree LittleGirl Oct 2020 #67

He found the topic exciting Renew Deal Oct 2020 #75

Ewww! Lol eom LittleGirl Oct 2020 #92

Yowza! Buckeye_Democrat Oct 2020 #61

What a doofus! Talitha Oct 2020 #65

Agreed Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #111

My Official Very First Nomination for... JoeOtterbein Oct 2020 #68

Don't rely on software alone to turn video off rictofen Oct 2020 #69

Yes! My camera lens is covered with duct tape FakeNoose Oct 2020 #115

Was this his face when he realized his mistake? dustyscamp Oct 2020 #71

ROFLMAO !!! Progressive Jones Oct 2020 #78

Who was he looking at while doing it? Buckeye_Democrat Oct 2020 #73

You have to schedule these things so they don't interfere with the work day. Progressive Jones Oct 2020 #76

OK I know this is going to be weird comment Olafjoy Oct 2020 #79

This is pretty funny. Very embarrassing for him, but PatrickforO Oct 2020 #84

Put the zoom zoom zoom in the boom boom boom! snort Oct 2020 #85

I think we've all been there a time or two Major Nikon Oct 2020 #88

"....and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts." LudwigPastorius Oct 2020 #93

What possesses these men? Hekate Oct 2020 #94

Ffs, really? Dark n Stormy Knight Oct 2020 #98

If he ever does make it back to TV, we'll all now be wondering Totally Tunsie Oct 2020 #99

And they all watched? xxqqqzme Oct 2020 #100

Probably had Zoom in one window and porn in the other shawn703 Oct 2020 #103

Oops! That's a real gotya moment!... Illumination Oct 2020 #104

I Think I See The Problem smb Oct 2020 #108

This is why people should not multitask. Politicub Oct 2020 #109

Man, I hate when that happens (nt) mr_lebowski Oct 2020 #112

This is why my videocam and mic are always OFF FakeNoose Oct 2020 #113

Jeffrey Toobin broke the racist Mark Fuhrman story in the New Yorker (for those too young... IcyPeas Oct 2020 #119

What's known as "Toobin"? Brainfodder Oct 2020 #120

Jeffrey, Do You Mind If We Don't Shake Hands Next Time We Meet??? COL Mustard Oct 2020 #121

Pretty dumb even if video and audio were off. honest.abe Oct 2020 #123

Zoom conference pro tip: maddogesq Oct 2020 #124

Sounds Like An Onion Story colsohlibgal Oct 2020 #132

oh brother BadGimp Oct 2020 #133