Why Tucker Carlson wants men to aim lasers at their private parts [View all]
By Dana Milbank
With the pandemic fading (at least for now), there are fewer occasions to swallow ivermectin or hydroxychloroquine or to inject oneself with bleach.
So whats a Trump-loving, conspiracy-obsessed Fox News-viewing guy to do?
Tucker Carlson has the answer: He should stand naked and spread-eagle on top of a large rock at twilight and gaze heavenward as a red laser illuminates his genitals.
One of the biggest stories of our lifetimes is the total collapse of testosterone levels in American men
completely changing the way people are at the most fundamental level, Carlson says in introducing the trailer for his latest documentary. After showing the teaser, Carlson brings in his expert fitness professional Andrew McGovern.
McGovern recommends that you expose yourself to red-light therapy and the Joovv a brand of red light that we were using in the documentary.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/04/18/tucker-carlson-testicle-tanning-masculinity-wrong/