Employee Issued 5 Page Reprimand for Farting at Work

[yurbud]

15. I have heard that this is why Americans are so obsessed with bathing:

all our different ethnicities eat different diets, and so our BO stands out to each other more.

Once an individual or group starts eating our typical American crap, they smell like us so we don't notice as much.

On a similar note, I worked with a bunch of college friends in a cannery in Alaska one summer, and we all bathed once a week (at most) and ate drank and pretty much bathed in salmon. A friend came up to visit us for a few days and said he almost fainted from our BO, but we all smelled fine to each other.