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(6,228 posts)VERONICA
Bye
(to DANTE)
That was Snowball.
DANTE
Why do you call him that?
VERONICA
Sylvan made it up. It's a blow job
thing.
DANTE
What do you mean?
VERONICA
After he gets a blow job, he likes
to have the cum spit back into his
mouth while kissing. It's called
snowballing.
DANTE
He requested this?
VERONICA
He gets off on it.
24.
DANTE
Sylvan can be talked into anything.
VERONICA
Why do you say that?
DANTE
Like you said-she snowballed him.
VERONICA
Sylvan? No; I snowballed him.
DANTE
Yeah, right.
VERONICA
I'm serious...
A moment of silence as DANTE'S chuckles fade to comprehension.
DANTE
You sucked that guy's dick?
VERONICA
Yeah. How do you think I know he
liked...
DANTE
(panicky)
But...but you said you only had sex
with three guys! You never mentioned
him!
VERONICA
That's because I never had sex with
him!
DANTE
You sucked his dick!
VERONICA
We went out a few times. We didn't
have sex, but we fooled around.
DANTE
(massive panic attack)
Oh my God! Why did you tell me you
only slept with three guys?
VERONICA
Because I did only sleep with three
guys! That doesn't mean I didn't
just go with people.
25.
DANTE
Oh my God-I feel so nauseous...
VERONICA
I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you
understood.
DANTE
I did understand! I understand that
you slept with three different
guys, and that's all you said.
VERONICA
Please calm down.
DANTE
How many?
VERONICA
Dante...
DANTE
How many dicks have you sucked?!
VERONICA
Let it go...
DANTE
HOW MANY?
VERONICA
All right! Shut up a second and
I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't
freak like this when you told me
how many girls you fucked.
DANTE
This is different. This is important.
How many?!
She counts silently, using fingers as marks. DANTE waits on
a customer in the interim. VERONICA stops counting.
DANTE
Well...?
VERONICA
(half-mumbled)
Something like thirty-six.
DANTE
WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX?
26.
VERONICA
Lower your voice!
DANTE
What the hell is that anyway,
"something like thirty-six?" Does
that include me?
VERONICA
Um. Thirty-seven.
DANTE
I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?
VERONICA
(walking away)
I'm going to class.
DANTE
Thirty-seven?!
(to CUSTOMER)
My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven
dicks!
CUSTOMER
In a row?