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DBoon

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7. Trump embodies the three envelopes joke
Fri May 29, 2020, 12:35 PM
May 2020
The story of three envelopes is a business classic for dysfunctional organizations. It starts with an incoming manager replacing a recently fired outgoing manager. On his way out, the outgoing manager hands the new manager three envelopes and remarks, "when things get tough, open these one at a time."

About three months goes by and things start to get rough. The manager opens his drawer where he keeps the three envelopes and opens #1. It reads: "Blame your predecessor." So he does and it works like a charm.

Another three months passes and things are growing difficult again so the manger figures to try #2. It reads, "reorganize." Again, his predecessor's advice works like magic.

Finally, about nine months into the new job, things are getting really sticky. The manager figures it worked before, why not try again. So he opens the envelope drawer one last time and opens #3. It reads..."prepare three envelopes."


http://wikibon.org/wiki/v/Prepare_three_envelopes
Oh, yeah -- it's Obama's fault in 3... 2... 1... Blue Owl May 2020 #1
Trump embodies the three envelopes joke DBoon May 2020 #7
I remember that joke differently Fritz Walter May 2020 #14
I like your version DBoon May 2020 #15
Yup, Obama's fault and PUTIN'S WET DREAM AZ8theist May 2020 #24
Perfect! leftieNanner May 2020 #2
So much winning!!! Initech May 2020 #3
I alone can _____ it!111 Lock him up. May 2020 #16
And TP is rationed and damned near impossible to find to top it all off. Jamastiene May 2020 #4
But wait, there's more... IronLionZion May 2020 #5
I think Civil War or a war with China is the only way this could get worse. Initech May 2020 #6
Douchebag wants an enemy to blame so he can rally support IronLionZion May 2020 #8
And if that doesn't work he'll turn the MAGAs against us. Initech May 2020 #9
MAGAts -- pronounced "maggots" OMGWTF May 2020 #27
Kick and recommend. bronxiteforever May 2020 #10
KNR niyad May 2020 #11
Susan Sarandon thanks you Donnie Boy irisblue May 2020 #12
And PatSeg May 2020 #13
Driving the Republican clown car in... Lock him up. May 2020 #17
Excellent! K&R Duppers May 2020 #18
I see a straight line... Annie Moosee May 2020 #19
Sounds like the America Old Man Bush was leaving in '92 - but much worse, and w/ a pandemic sandensea May 2020 #20
"Look at that face! Who'd vote for that face?" nt Lord Ludd May 2020 #21
"this american carnage stops today" mopinko May 2020 #22
Everything Trump touches dies. Demsrule86 May 2020 #23
You Reap What You Sow DallasNE May 2020 #25
Gosh darn! Collimator May 2020 #30
You've earned yourself a place in the history books. You are not going to like the chapter. usaf-vet May 2020 #26
The American Carnage, brought to you by Donald Trump. dalton99a May 2020 #28
What I found so surreal about this kurtcagle May 2020 #29
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