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woodsprite

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5. I was 13yo and one of the Immediato Brothers at the Three Little Baker's dinner theater

Reply to cyclonefence (Original post)

Thu May 24, 2018, 12:13 AM

May 2018

brought me up on stage for my birthday and whispered the following in my ear so I could repeat it to the audience.

Q: What do you have when you have one little green ball in one hand and another little green ball in the other hand?

A: Kermit the frogs full attention.

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Q: Why couldn't Miss Piggy sing the opening number at the concert.

A: She had a frog in her throat.

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What was the first dirty joke you ever heard? [View all] cyclonefence May 2018 OP

And where is Nora today? jberryhill May 2018 #1

A boy fell in the mud. Cary May 2018 #2

Yep, I think it was in 1st or 2nd grade. I can remember details but RKP5637 May 2018 #3

Something about blowing bubbles. edbermac May 2018 #4

I was 13yo and one of the Immediato Brothers at the Three Little Baker's dinner theater woodsprite May 2018 #5

Nick, Al and Hugo - good times jberryhill May 2018 #7

Lookit an OP I'm replying to?! 😊 sprinkleeninow May 2018 #6

The first cuss word I ever uttered was cyclonefence May 2018 #10

That one reminds me. sprinkleeninow May 2018 #12

I'm pretty sure that was my first one too.. quickesst May 2018 #8

um, I remember it, too. Seemed dirty. kwassa May 2018 #11

I remember mine distinctly. Kittycow May 2018 #9

Not actually "dirty". but red dog 1 May 2018 #13

He put his mainstreetonce May 2018 #14

Did you hear what happened to Helena Rubinstein? Doc_Technical May 2018 #15

I was maybe 5 and at a tea. I was being allowed to pour tea for the first time Solly Mack May 2018 #16