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Kittycow

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9. I remember mine distinctly.

Thu May 24, 2018, 06:34 AM

May 2018

Because I leaned over from the back seat of our '49 Ford and told it to my parents on a long car trip. They corrected me that it was inappropriate but I bet at least my dad secretly laughed and later told it to his buddies at the poker game. I was probably in the fourth grade.

Incidentally, the poker game buddies were all law enforcement and once in high school, it was at our house. I came home blasted on LSD while it was in progress and said my hellos. It was the early days of acid so nobody noticed. Ah, the folly of youth

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A boy fell in the mud. Cary May 2018 #2

Yep, I think it was in 1st or 2nd grade. I can remember details but RKP5637 May 2018 #3

Something about blowing bubbles. edbermac May 2018 #4

I was 13yo and one of the Immediato Brothers at the Three Little Baker's dinner theater woodsprite May 2018 #5

Nick, Al and Hugo - good times jberryhill May 2018 #7

Lookit an OP I'm replying to?! 😊 sprinkleeninow May 2018 #6

The first cuss word I ever uttered was cyclonefence May 2018 #10

That one reminds me. sprinkleeninow May 2018 #12

I'm pretty sure that was my first one too.. quickesst May 2018 #8

um, I remember it, too. Seemed dirty. kwassa May 2018 #11

I remember mine distinctly. Kittycow May 2018 #9

Not actually "dirty". but red dog 1 May 2018 #13

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Did you hear what happened to Helena Rubinstein? Doc_Technical May 2018 #15

I was maybe 5 and at a tea. I was being allowed to pour tea for the first time Solly Mack May 2018 #16