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5. Einstein, Newton and Pascal play Hide-and-Seek......

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Mon Dec 31, 2018, 12:17 AM

Dec 2018

Last edited Tue Jan 1, 2019, 12:40 PM - Edit history (1)

Einstein is It, so he closes his eyes and counts to 100. Pascal runs off and hides.

Newton stands on the sidewalk, and draws a square one meter on a side and stands in it. When Einstein opens his eyes, he sees Newton standing there, runs over and tags him. "You're It!" he shouts.

"No," Newton says, "you didn't find me. You found a newton over a meter squared. You found a Pascal!"

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Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gdel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar... [View all] NNadir Dec 2018 OP

And Mandelbrot, sitting in the back says, hide the glassware before it fractals. Again. nt Xipe Totec Dec 2018 #1

Good one! And another: The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2018 #2

There are actually four physicists in that car, not three. Jim Lane Jan 2019 #9

*snort* The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2019 #10

(well, he looked a lot like Heisenberg.......) lastlib Jan 2019 #14

Einstein says "there is no funny. Only more funny and less funny" unblock Dec 2018 #3

That's relatively funny backtoblue Dec 2018 #7

Way too deep for mere mortals. I don't know any, do you? erronis Dec 2018 #4

Einstein, Newton and Pascal play Hide-and-Seek...... lastlib Dec 2018 #5

I can't figure this out, but I can tell it's funny. It made me smile, anyway. nt LAS14 Jan 2019 #12

By way of explanation: lastlib Jan 2019 #13

Smiling again. Thanks. nt LAS14 Jan 2019 #15

Nerd humor... Wounded Bear Dec 2018 #6

This message was self-deleted by its author Rainbow Droid Dec 2018 #8

:-) LAS14 Jan 2019 #11