Does anyone else beside me have a workable and hooked up dial phone?

[Stuart G]

9. I have a different computer calling me, day after day. It wants to sell me some sort of phone

deal that will reduce my phone bill. I also have a fellow (another computer) that calls me often who wants to sell me some kind of repair coverage for my car, because "records show that my warrantee is no longer valid." Yes, I get up from the computer, and go answer my phone. No I do not have it next to the computer. Yes, I get up 4 or 5 times a day from the computer, because I am on the computer a whole lot...So...................................................
..........................................................................................................................by having a phone away from the computer, and I got to pick it up each time, I get up from the computer approximately 1000 times a year to pick up the phone, because I am on the computer 4 or 5 hours a day..

...Yes, I said 1000 times a year to walk 20 steps to pick up a phone instead of having it besides me.