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tavalon

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5. Alas, so does tavalon

Reply to In_The_Wind (Original post)

Wed Jan 30, 2013, 10:46 AM

Jan 2013

You know that adage about 100 monkeys and 100 years and Shakespeare? Yeah, well, what I'm about to write, they never would have come up with unless they lived in Alice's wonderland. It is equal parts absurd and true:

Tonight, my Standard Poodle had a stare down with the dock beaver and the beaver won.

Thanks, monkeys, you can go home now. Have a banana on your way out........

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Random Thoughts on Wednesday 2013 [View all] In_The_Wind Jan 2013 OP

I'm confused! Do you add them to two or four digits? ohiosmith Jan 2013 #1

I left out the '19' before the last two numbers in my year of birth. In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #2

I get it! Of course not! ohiosmith Jan 2013 #3

. . . In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #4

Alas, so does tavalon tavalon Jan 2013 #5

OMG, tavalon! In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #6

It was only a stare down tavalon Jan 2013 #7

be still my heart In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #8

Yeah, yesterday was a sad, sad day, dogwise. tavalon Jan 2013 #11

Is your pinkie toe feeling better? In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #36

It's my third toe and I broke the first joint at the tip (toe knuckle) tavalon Feb 2013 #37

Even when I don't get the details correct, I do care. In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #38

It's okay, all little toes are pretty much the same, it's that big toe that no one wants to cross tavalon Feb 2013 #39

And BIGGER teeth! trof Jan 2013 #21

I kinda miss RandomThoughts Ineeda Jan 2013 #9

Yeah. I used to like HappyMe Jan 2013 #10

I adored that guy tavalon Jan 2013 #12

I miss going what ? In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #13

I thought he got kicked off tavalon Feb 2013 #28

To answer your question: In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #31

And many experiences. geardaddy Jan 2013 #14

lol, I never noticed the disclaimer on DU polls before siligut Jan 2013 #15

I concur: The new disclamer phrase should be . . . In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #16

Meaning for entertainment purposes only? siligut Jan 2013 #22

Of course, siligut. In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #23

Exactly, that is what makes the disclaimer so damned funny siligut Jan 2013 #24

"I am due beer and travel money" kentauros Jan 2013 #17

I will be happy to do just that, kentauros. In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #18

Okely dokely! kentauros Jan 2013 #19

He lived near me tavalon Feb 2013 #29

How about cyber loiter? kentauros Feb 2013 #32

Random Thoughts!! Yay!! Tuesday Afternoon Jan 2013 #20

See ya tomorrow. In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #27

every time i see "Random Thoughts" i still shake a little rurallib Jan 2013 #25

I remember Random Thoughts. In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #26

The key is to unfocus your eyes tavalon Feb 2013 #30

Embrace Life In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #33

Experiencing a zen thing here SEMOVoter Feb 2013 #34

Welcome to my world. Oh and, I truly luv your sig line ! In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #35

Bumping an old thread kentauros Feb 2013 #40

Hi, kentauros. You did exactly the correct thing by bumping this thread. In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #41

"The posts are alive kentauros Feb 2013 #42