How do you treat gunshot injuries? [View all]

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Ambroise Paré’s account in the Oeuvres of 1575 of new methods of treating gunshot wounds
http://www.jameslindlibrary.org/illustrating/articles/ambroise-pares-account-in-the-oeuvres-of-1575-of-new-methods

Cops: Mom checked medical website after son shot
http://www.fresnobee.com/2013/05/10/3294608/cops-mom-checked-medical-website.html

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	First hunt down and shoot whoever shot you: this will make you feel better, unless you shot yourself
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	Argue with your SO about whose fault it was this time, and remember not to discuss the past
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	Pour boiling oil into the wound to neutralize the gunpowder and stop the bleeding
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	Call 911. You can pray while waiting for the ambulance, if you like
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	Check the internet for advice! There's always lots of good information there!
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	Apply soothing medicinal herbs to the gun that caused the injury
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	Drink lots of tequila to dull the pain, then cut out the bullet with a dull bowie knife
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	Leave a message on your doctor's answering machine explaining why you need an appointment sometime this month
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	Just try really hard to avoid getting shot
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