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18. I have asked walking buttplugs that VERY question for 44 years or so, when needed....

Sat Dec 21, 2013, 10:48 PM

Dec 2013

I know that YOU know what their faces look like when they get it......

Frozen 'smiles' and their obvious visual urge to get the fuck out of the conversation, (if not the room)......

But:

I just asked my cat that very question and all he did is lick his (empty) ballsack and then went to take a dump.....

So it doesn't always work....In fact with him my mileage varies.......

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In spite of my cynical, rude, poorly spelled diatribes.... [View all] cliffordu Dec 2013 OP

Hey! In_The_Wind Dec 2013 #1

*Lays arm around shoulder in a reassuring manner* NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #2

I' ll see you sooner than later, my friend. Riding in your direction soon, mebbe 2 months..... cliffordu Dec 2013 #5

Excellent news! NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #9

No kidding. I can barely wait to see that dumpster you live in again cliffordu Dec 2013 #10

Sorry you're down, but I'm glad you're here! Your posts add a great petronius Dec 2013 #3

That was particularly on purpose....Cracked ME up cliffordu Dec 2013 #6

I thought it was funny. In_The_Wind Dec 2013 #7

Here's some hugs ... Scuba Dec 2013 #4

OK. Now you're just TRYING to make me cry cliffordu Dec 2013 #12

Here're some hogs... pinboy3niner Dec 2013 #8

I have asked walking buttplugs that VERY question for 44 years or so, when needed.... cliffordu Dec 2013 #18

Here's some advice that will help you. Yavin4 Dec 2013 #11

Have you ever read cliffordu Dec 2013 #34

There, there . . . . rug Dec 2013 #13

You just wait till I get my copy of cliffordu Dec 2013 #19

Ack! rug Dec 2013 #20

I know THAT is your filthy little secret....... cliffordu Dec 2013 #21

I HATE those days. hope tomorrow is better. riderinthestorm Dec 2013 #14

Thank you. cliffordu Dec 2013 #22

Hugs cliffordu... Locut0s Dec 2013 #15

Thank you my friend. cliffordu Dec 2013 #24

Unfortunately, days like you're having are unavoidable ailsagirl Dec 2013 #16

Thank you.... cliffordu Dec 2013 #25

You're welcome. It will pass ailsagirl Dec 2013 #27

hugs to you fizzgig Dec 2013 #17

Thank you, Fizz - cliffordu Dec 2013 #33

Oh hell. LiberalAndProud Dec 2013 #23

Thank you, thank you, thank you. cliffordu Dec 2013 #26

this past week has been a hard one for me too Kali Dec 2013 #28

Thank you, Kali cliffordu Dec 2013 #30

tomorrow will be a little longer and brighter than today... magical thyme Dec 2013 #29

Thank you MT. cliffordu Dec 2013 #31

I hear ya. redwitch Dec 2013 #32

Thank you so very much.. cliffordu Dec 2013 #36

We all need a little love and support sometimes. nolabear Dec 2013 #35

Thanks, nolabear. cliffordu Dec 2013 #38

((HUGS)) applegrove Dec 2013 #37

Thanks, my friend. cliffordu Dec 2013 #39

f MiddleFingerMom Dec 2013 #40

You are the best, big man, cliffordu Dec 2013 #43

Thinking of you cliffordu and sending gentle good will and positive vibes.. nenagh Dec 2013 #41

Thank you so much, nenagh, cliffordu Dec 2013 #44

Sounds like a puddle of fuck to me libodem Dec 2013 #42

Feeling better, thank you. cliffordu Dec 2013 #45

So glad you are better! libodem Dec 2013 #48

No damned kidding there, my friend cliffordu Dec 2013 #49

I have a funky day once in a while as well libodem Dec 2013 #50

DU loves you, too hermetic Dec 2013 #46

Sorry... pipi_k Dec 2013 #47